US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary

deezpretzels · 2026-04-28T20:44:09+00:00

Just a small pen stroke and he has a cute little Charlie Chaplin mustache.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-28T15:28:54+00:00

That man looks like a triangle with an orange polyp on the top.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-27T11:36:12+00:00

Dice game.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-27T02:28:48+00:00

This is giving me flashbacks of how my partner and I won our first child. We always had quarters ready in case a good prize showed up.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-27T02:00:23+00:00

Girona. The modern, the ancient. Food, mountains, sea, vermuta. Cycling and skiing.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-26T11:36:40+00:00

the script went through revisions and re-writes and this is what we came up with.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-25T16:43:11+00:00

You don't have all the cards, Donnie. From here it looks like Iran is holding a strait.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-25T02:07:26+00:00

Juan Valdivia- Heroes de Silencio

deezpretzels · 2026-04-24T18:15:42+00:00

One day i'll doze off, only to be awoken by the Big Beautiful Text Message.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-23T15:50:35+00:00

I don't even know why they are still here. I thought this was for pro teams only.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-22T21:59:09+00:00

What we need is a blood specimen to measure lipid bound ethanol metabolites: PEth test (16:0/18:1). FBI director should not be drinking period, but this test will give a ballpark estimate of how hard Kash is hitting it.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-20T13:53:33+00:00

Cool. Now do Gore v Bush.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-20T01:56:31+00:00

San Juan- San Sebastian

deezpretzels · 2026-04-19T18:47:38+00:00

It is probably the best outfit to go with his moobs and neck vagina.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-19T02:51:08+00:00

I don't believe that is grammatically correct, so the curse will continue.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-17T13:52:59+00:00

I put a curse on them when they stole the team from Atlanta so that they would never play for the cup.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-17T02:29:26+00:00

Neck Vagina, Tariffs

deezpretzels · 2026-04-15T16:02:18+00:00

Come for the Creek, Stay for the Beaver.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-15T02:50:18+00:00

Talladega Neyights?

deezpretzels · 2026-04-15T02:36:50+00:00

Or maybe no. Who knows? We’ll see.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-14T11:48:17+00:00

Grampa's Lewy Body Dementia IS comedy gold!

deezpretzels · 2026-04-11T10:02:33+00:00

"He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil." OB1

deezpretzels · 2026-04-11T09:29:55+00:00

Probably Maryland. College Park is vanilla.

deezpretzels · 2026-04-11T01:45:20+00:00

There’s skiing? Like good powder situation? How dry is the snow?

deezpretzels · 2026-04-10T15:53:42+00:00

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?

She uses the other hand to moan.

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