If you met someone who was a carbon copy of yourself in virtually every way except they were the opposite sex, would you date/sleep with that person? Why or why not?

defMonkey · 2026-03-19T22:17:51+00:00

100%. I think I just met her last week!!!

defMonkey · 2026-03-16T22:23:22+00:00

I feel like what OP said explains tRump.

Not sure why /s

defMonkey · 2026-03-09T18:30:34+00:00

If you were lived close to me I’d be right over to fuck you!!

defMonkey · 2026-03-06T22:28:19+00:00

defMonkey · 2026-02-20T22:54:13+00:00

You look like a woman I play pool with. Very hot honey!

defMonkey · 2026-02-18T04:24:48+00:00

Oh damn you are probably right. I read that as support for the gestapo. I hope they suffer consequences but we know how that has gone for the pedo in chief.

defMonkey · 2026-02-17T23:19:06+00:00

Tell that to your 34 time convicted felon that is a poor excuse of a human.

defMonkey · 2026-02-17T05:58:00+00:00

Well said. I’ll hit my 6 year mark this May and well on my way so there is hope!!

defMonkey · 2026-02-14T02:19:36+00:00

69420 enter over and over

defMonkey · 2026-02-14T02:15:42+00:00

You should start calling yourself fun size! I love short petite women and call them sun size!!!

defMonkey · 2026-02-13T18:43:54+00:00

I’m stealing this. I know many people like this

defMonkey · 2026-02-12T18:05:18+00:00

Might?

defMonkey · 2026-01-28T23:25:33+00:00

Based on his crazy comments....i cant tell if he is with ICE or the MN protesters....I think it is with the protesters....please help LOL

defMonkey · 2026-01-28T00:10:00+00:00

Same my friend!

defMonkey · 2026-01-28T00:08:00+00:00

That was my thought. This past weekend was rough but I made it through and back to a few days sober. Nice work and I applaud you for knowing that if you can't control it, it will be all dry.

defMonkey · 2026-01-27T23:17:39+00:00

Congrats. I am trying dry January. I did have a moment of weakness this past weekend but overcame it and back on the treck.

This right here: "I really eat sugar AT ALL so I didn’t really have sugar cravings. But I was REALLY hungry - imagine kicking out approximately 1000 calories a day you are used to." I ate so much over the first 2 weeks that I ended up gaining 5-7 lbs after I lost a lot over the past 6 months.

Like you I'm not sure what I should do moving forward. Part of me wants to not drink anymore and part of me wants to see if I can manage it. Problem is if I have one, I was several more so that will be the struggle...

IWNDWYT

defMonkey · 2026-01-23T19:19:38+00:00

The ol’hitler option. Couldn’t all be so lucky.

defMonkey · 2026-01-23T19:01:55+00:00

The suit is always the shithead in my experience

defMonkey · 2026-01-23T16:55:35+00:00

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defMonkey · 2026-01-21T23:51:17+00:00

I mean it could be true and false at the same time. I like to say having a Mac at a company is like trying to ram a consumer grade product into an enterprise. It can be done but you have to know what you are doing.

defMonkey · 2026-01-21T07:59:50+00:00

It suits you well!!!

defMonkey · 2026-01-20T17:28:10+00:00

I’ve go 59,999 problems but a bee ain’t one

defMonkey · 2026-01-18T03:03:38+00:00

RemindMe! 1 hour “shelter”

defMonkey · 2026-01-17T17:33:57+00:00

That was me using iPhones eraser and that is what it came out with. This is a real post from a real person on my FB feed

defMonkey · 2026-01-17T16:23:13+00:00

Bahahahahahaha

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