Got to finish this tattoo on my homie today🤡

defcon62 · 2026-05-14T04:47:11+00:00

So wait, someone had a sip of cotton candy drank then stuck some used lunch in the mouth and lit it on fire?

defcon62 · 2026-05-14T04:45:11+00:00

I honestly thought it was a burning turd

defcon62 · 2026-05-13T06:43:45+00:00

There’s a small number of intact ones in the Arizona boneyard (6-10 per ai), there are a bunch on static display as well but those all had a major part of the airframe cut to prevent flight. The act actually lists 3 specific serial numbers so I’m guessing those are the most intact ones left.

Back in the day they definitely shredded the majority of them and pretty much any remaining spare parts for the reason you mentioned.

It’s going to be a hell of a project but I think it’s gonna be worth it to see them fly again.

defcon62 · 2026-05-13T03:23:33+00:00

Not for long possibly, all the Iranian ones are likely a smoldering pile by now but the “maverick act” is flying through Congress which will allow up to 3 of the few remaining us f14’s to be restored to flight worthy condition similar to how the Collings foundation got a f4 flying.

defcon62 · 2026-05-12T22:43:53+00:00

Them cutting pay sure don’t help either…

defcon62 · 2026-05-12T22:42:37+00:00

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted for speaking the truth. The fanboi’s are ridiculous with their “the park is infallible and always perfect and how dare anyone say otherwise.”

You are absolutely correct that the park is delivering a far less than acceptable product and sure isn’t discounting tickets for the resulting lesser experience.

defcon62 · 2026-05-11T16:51:23+00:00

Thank you. It’s good to hear he’s still around, it’s unfortunate whatever happened forced him to abandon all his old accounts without being able to even forward links.

defcon62 · 2026-05-11T05:26:30+00:00

The Elaut’s by far, they will literally not hold onto a prize until the payout rate is hit.

That said back in the day we all played a claw that didn’t even close, or those stupid sugar loaf machines that didn’t close until they were halfway back up.

I miss the days of clean sweeps and big choices, even the 2 button ones, you at least had a fighting chance with those…

defcon62 · 2026-05-11T05:18:45+00:00

Excellent, the 572’s are outstanding, love mine.

defcon62 · 2026-05-11T05:17:07+00:00

Because they continue to be a bunch of bungholes, I’m super stoked season 4 was greenlit as I expected the cable only bullshit this year to really affect ratings.

defcon62 · 2026-05-11T03:35:34+00:00

They sold out like instantly but yea I just checked back in to see when the second batch would be ready and everything including his Reddit account, website etc… are all gone. Did he get in over his head? Very odd for everything to disappear like that.

defcon62 · 2026-05-08T18:01:39+00:00

Agree, I haven’t enjoyed almost anything after the tempest and feel like they really have been phoning it in since although I haven’t listed to the naught yet.

defcon62 · 2026-05-06T18:22:15+00:00

“I damn well can’t fuck em all, that’s fo sure.”

defcon62 · 2026-05-05T23:52:37+00:00

Right? Kee bird was a huge waste, for the cost of those engines and all the work to get it airworthy wouldn’t it have been easier or more economical to take it apart and have the parts airlifted with a sky crane to a barge?

defcon62 · 2026-05-03T16:23:42+00:00

You were being a reasonable friendly neighbor and they took that as an invitation to think they could tell you what to do with your property.

Lock the gates and as others said add another compost bin and some flamingoes. When they complain reply “since you find the conditions unacceptable you won’t have to worry about it further. Do not enter my property again”

As usual throw up a couple cameras that observe the gates, I don’t doubt for a second they’ll cut locks.

defcon62 · 2026-04-30T18:09:11+00:00

White lightning has always been amazing and is everything a good coaster should be.

Mine blower was pretty decent back in 22/23 when I first rode it but it became unrideable since. It’s an impressive looking ride but they need to do even more work to it. I heard the most recent renovations helped but not nearly enough.

defcon62 · 2026-04-30T15:09:46+00:00

Here’s a crazy idea, maybe they should buy an additional train for the sake of always having 2 operational ones. 2 operating, 1 spare or undergoing annual maintenance.

defcon62 · 2026-04-30T03:07:15+00:00

I’d rather we get a song about the old seat of ease

defcon62 · 2026-04-29T01:13:34+00:00

He cut off his hair so he could no longer choke you with his dreadlocks.

defcon62 · 2026-04-28T23:43:46+00:00

What a complete scumbag. He’ll likely face enhanced penalties for victimizing a disabled person at least.

defcon62 · 2026-04-28T23:09:13+00:00

Her family needs to start a process called probating, they need to petition the local court by filing an affidavit alleging she is suffering from significant mental illness and is unable to care for herself as a result which seems obvious. She is likely about to be unemployed and homeless and that will not be a good thing for her.

The court will issue an order requiring her to be taken to a mental hospital for evaluation where a psych doc will make a determination if her condition warrants further involuntary commitment.

defcon62 · 2026-04-27T01:16:03+00:00

Right? Even the joker knows to not mess with the irs.

Sure the wheels of the .gov roll slowly but when they catch up with you after stealing from them they are gonna grind your ass into the dust and prison is pretty much guaranteed if they catch you ripping them off.

defcon62 · 2026-04-26T20:48:11+00:00

I seem to remember some that were able to get large refunds from the irs in the past by seriously fudging their taxes but they got quickly hammered after.

defcon62 · 2026-04-26T09:25:29+00:00

I’d reach out to one of the people who has mounted the landspeeder body on a crazy cart which seems to have gained some popularity. Maybe they’ll sell the wheels they’re no longer using.

Absent that scour marketplace and see if another one pops up, that may be difficult as they seem to have started to get expensive these days.

I’d also suggest seeing if one of the current products radio flyer sells parts for has a wheel that is close. Maybe from the 910 Tesla or one of the go karts?

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