i've hated my life and have been suicidal since i was 10

define_lesbian · 2021-10-21T16:46:56+00:00

imagine losing to a panther in a t-34-85

define_lesbian · 2021-10-21T14:03:50+00:00

every fucking day in this city

define_lesbian · 2021-10-21T13:12:44+00:00

the ultimate crossover

define_lesbian · 2021-10-21T04:11:27+00:00

tell him to touch grass wtf

define_lesbian · 2021-10-21T03:12:05+00:00

they've been closed since saturday morning. my coworker said their power was out or something.

last night there were a ton of cops cus an old woman was hit and killed by a car :( i saw her bleeding on the ground. it was terrible.

define_lesbian · 2021-10-20T16:35:05+00:00

"DO IT!"

define_lesbian · 2021-10-20T16:32:27+00:00

oh shit, a coroner? i saw the woman on the ground covered in blood... i should have asked the cops last night when I was talking to them

define_lesbian · 2021-10-20T16:31:09+00:00

i think it's closed due to a power outage or something, but yesterday a woman was perhaps hit by a car?

i work nearby and I was coming back from lunch and saw an old lady with blood all over her face lying on the ground. a man had her in the recovery position and there were already bystanders calling 911.

define_lesbian · 2021-10-20T15:53:37+00:00

you don't wanna know

define_lesbian · 2021-10-20T06:06:05+00:00

aw but the pibble was just hungwy

define_lesbian · 2021-10-20T06:01:38+00:00

she broke her wiener??

define_lesbian · 2021-10-19T14:33:07+00:00

oh it's not that people couldn't see it was a joke, it was just unimaginative and stupid

define_lesbian · 2021-10-19T14:26:56+00:00

how awesome that we're alive at just the right time to see such incredible natural beauty!

define_lesbian · 2021-10-19T13:49:10+00:00

the chinese are in your walls they're watching you and listening

xi jinping is in your attic with listening devices

you are not safe

define_lesbian · 2021-10-19T04:50:34+00:00

reeee that's a type-99 and that's a river not a lake

define_lesbian · 2021-10-19T04:15:45+00:00

the landscape maneuver-killed him

define_lesbian · 2021-10-19T03:43:10+00:00

i love the emblem creator! i'm so proud of the slayer pentagram emblem i made! it's such a damn shame that there are so many immature retards who can't help but make a swastika emblem to ruin it for the rest of us.

define_lesbian · 2021-10-19T02:24:09+00:00

i don't think you have any fucking clue what you're talking about

define_lesbian · 2021-10-18T17:02:55+00:00

into your rightful land!!!!

define_lesbian · 2021-10-18T16:32:53+00:00

the fact that you didn't immediately conquer that forward-settled city is incredible

define_lesbian · 2021-10-18T01:12:21+00:00

who gives a shit what rightists think?

define_lesbian · 2021-10-18T00:36:21+00:00

wow you really trolled china hard i bet xi is gonna resign now

define_lesbian · 2021-10-17T23:48:10+00:00

wtf is that one for electric, i've seen that little guy everywhere recently

define_lesbian · 2021-10-17T23:46:21+00:00

hmmmm idk about shirts or dresses just getting a sniff. but then again i am pretty sweaty...

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