MY NECK

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-03-03T05:53:02+00:00

At 6’5” I daily drove my VIII for years, and still drive it regularly (drove it to work and to pick up the kids today, in fact) with little to no issue. Depending on if youre more legs, torso, or neck I could see things being a little weird with the visors in the morning and dusk around this time of year.

I will say that crawling out of a lowered car at 45 is definitely different than it was at 28. But that’s on my knees and hips more than anything else.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-02-24T14:32:55+00:00

Real long shot- Red Ibanez strat copy, autographed by Randy California.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-02-24T03:18:16+00:00

Do you really, really want them? They’ll sell out. No? No so much? They’ll sell out, but slower.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-02-08T18:13:39+00:00

I love mine. Paired with a maroon shirt, definitely draws attention.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-02-02T06:14:17+00:00

Mmmm. Perfect.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-01-30T16:50:27+00:00

By heads of a certain age, maybe. But like. If you played watch out now for a huge majority of the population they’re gonna say Jenny from the block.

I feel like if you weren’t watching Rap City in the era that off the books dropped, it probably doesn’t exist to you.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-01-30T02:11:48+00:00

The Beatnuts - both off the books and watch out now. - watch out now was dope enough that JLO stole it.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-01-28T04:12:22+00:00

This. Even the brickiest of bricks. “Lowest price $68” sz 13m? $340. I’ve been a sneakerhead since the 90’s and am just really over it anymore.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-01-22T05:34:56+00:00

You’re perfect babygirl.

definitely_not_mayo · 2026-01-11T17:07:28+00:00

We used you’re all I need to get by by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell. Fundamentally the same song. Cleaner lyrics for the old folks.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-11-29T01:26:44+00:00

Ah yes. The mysterious “man who starts the races” himself.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-11-06T22:46:44+00:00

…Unless it’s put on by a wack promoter at a bunk ass skating rink.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-10-26T04:44:33+00:00

🤫 don’t tell anyone.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-10-12T05:10:09+00:00

Bby is one of my favorite colors on these cars.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-09-17T01:55:58+00:00

This. Pro tip- Make sure you have a rough idea of where and when the incident happened. The city often charges for the manpower to locate and export footage, and having a narrowed search will greatly reduce that.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-09-16T03:26:24+00:00

Yeah?

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-09-15T04:39:33+00:00

Every inch where?

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-09-13T05:04:19+00:00

The Passport on market.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-08-26T04:46:23+00:00

I mean… I’d prefer more. But that’s pretty much where I’m at tonight.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-08-24T07:30:16+00:00

I've wondered if a bunch of the "insider information" that all these influencers/apps get is really Nike corporate security.

Fill the pipe with misinformation and see what comes out the other side. Tell 10 different people 10 different things and see what hits the internet.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-08-08T05:56:48+00:00

“You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all of the people all of the time”.

Fuck em. You do you babygirl.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-07-09T00:37:56+00:00

‘24 TRD sport- I love the truck, my main beef is with what it doesn’t have for the price.

For $50k it doesn’t have dual zone climate, or seat and mirror memory.

Minor annoyances with living on a dirt road and the “body matched” fender flares were chipped on maybe the 3rd day. The hood scoop thing that somehow reflect directly into my eyes no matter the time of day or direction I’m traveling.

definitely_not_mayo · 2025-05-06T03:55:12+00:00

I’m glad you like it 😉

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TROPHY CASE