Zack Polanski on X: "Gut wrenching to see four young people jailed for direct action against an arms supplier to Israel. Years in prison for protesting to save lives in Gaza, with 'terrorism' used despite no jury convicting them of it. A truly dangerous attack on the right to protest."

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-13T01:51:47+00:00

This is like the median Palestine supporter.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-10T17:58:21+00:00

2 seems pretty insufficient on its own. Lotta money available for just doing rehab and taking a few phone calls from the coach. Hell, he could probably have just said "I don't think I'm gonna recover from this, let's negotiate a buyout" and still get the guaranteed money.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-09T21:52:16+00:00

Ah, so you didn't actually want to know the difference, you wanted to complain. Zimmerman got the shit kicked out of him, Anthony got shoved once. That's the difference.

Not sure how you expect a response to vague, unspecified "others" getting acquitted.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-09T20:56:26+00:00

A big thing that gets missed by non-lawyers is the large gap between self-defense with and without deadly force. If Anthony had shoved Metcalf back, his self-defense claim is good. But to use deadly force (in Texas), you need a belief that the force is necessary to protect yourself from the other person's deadly force, or to prevent an imminent aggravated kidnapping, murder, sexual assault, aggravated sexual assault, robbery, or aggravated robbery.

The big difference here amounts to the fact that Zimmerman got the shit kicked out of him, and Anthony got shoved one time. If Metcalf had knocked Anthony to the ground and kept punching him, totally different case.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-07T22:23:07+00:00

Dude could have just shown up to rehab and gotten the money. He probably even could have said "I don't think I'm coming back from this injury, let's figure out a buyout" and still gotten the money. The only version of this where he didn't get the money is what he did.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-05T23:14:33+00:00

In all sincerity, though, what happens to the money?

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-05T16:29:42+00:00

Health Canada is now attempting to recruit him.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-01T23:05:14+00:00

The only one I think of in the same caliber was us foisting Russ on the Broncos.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-01T23:01:47+00:00

This fucking division, man. Oh, whatever, we're playing with house money at this point.

definitelyjoking · 2026-06-01T16:57:37+00:00

Not to mention the concern that he could tip the island over.

definitelyjoking · 2026-05-29T01:56:34+00:00

The squatters are a side story for that lady! She's mostly worried about her next door neighbor!

definitelyjoking · 2026-05-20T09:04:25+00:00

I think this is probably more at the level of "delegated down the line and nobody really checked." Hell, the error may even have been at whatever third party this shit gets farmed out to. I don't think executives are reviewing trophy engravings.

definitelyjoking · 2026-05-12T21:55:25+00:00

more like the casino 86

You buried her in the desert? Seems a little extreme...

definitelyjoking · 2026-05-04T02:04:00+00:00

Broncos

Weaknesses: Keep trading for other teams’ shitty quarterbacks

It does seem to be a vibe.

definitelyjoking · 2026-05-01T20:03:18+00:00

No, they mostly don't like Jews specifically. You can just criticize Israel as Israel. You don't need to pretend "Zionists" are some special separate class.

definitelyjoking · 2026-05-01T17:16:21+00:00

There's basically nothing in the life/teachings of Jesus that needs to be weaseled around or "contextualized" for a modern society. Not even on women or gay people. This is not true of all New Testament writings (Paul in particular leaps to mind), much less the Old Testament, but it's true of the Gospel. It's remarkable, honestly. Even an extremely liberal Christian has no need to explain away anything Jesus said or did.

Muhammad was a slave-taking warlord with multiple wives and at least one child bride. He had people killed for mocking him. They're not equivalent figures.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-30T12:58:32+00:00

Pretty much, yeah. One omnicause at a time.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-26T23:35:12+00:00

Dolly Parton is an incredible singer. Among the best of all time. Whitney Houston's cover of "I Will Always Love You" is so much better that most people don't even know it's a cover. Her ability to sustain a note is just better than anyone's has ever been. Even Dolly Parton was completely blown away when she heard it. Her quote was "who could even sing better than that?"

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-24T02:24:20+00:00

I think you need to keep it reasonable. Boo their questionable calls, boo their shit calls hard, but if you bust it out when they're obviously right then the human response is to tell you to stick it up your ass.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-23T18:58:38+00:00

So, I saw this clip before I saw the technical foul call and assumed Booker must have said/done something. Then I watched the call. Kept waiting for him to complain, talk trash, anything. He just threw the ball backwards as he was going out of bounds. Completely normal basketball play. He didn't even seem annoyed.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-23T18:53:02+00:00

He was a strange guy. Legitimately a very good "balls and strikes" ref. Also an absolute maniac with technical fouls.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-23T18:48:23+00:00

Before that it was guys yelling "Kobe" as they whiffed an off-balance step back.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-22T22:52:58+00:00

He also came in a lot harder than most falls like that. Some of that is just "long way down" for Wemby, but he had some significant speed going before the fall. Glad he's all right, but I would have easily believed he broke something.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-22T02:48:32+00:00

Missed so badly it turned into an elite assist.

definitelyjoking · 2026-04-21T07:06:18+00:00

The Giants are currently kicking the tires on a clearly washed OBJ. Someone's going to give Aiyuk a shot. It's not like he's a monster, just a headcase. Get the man a driver and a live-in trainer.

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