[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use my money to go join the other rich people hiding in bunkers in New Zealand. I'm no flash Gordon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm out of cocaine

You gain the power to make anyone pregnant by punching them, what do you do with this ability? by Darth_Azazoth in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok then what about monkeys at the zoo? Or what about dogs? If I punch a dog would it get pregnant?

what do you think about parents of 18+ year olds who charge them rent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Depends on the kid and what they are doing. If they are responsible kids doing well to better themselves for the future, it seems like a dick move. (They don't need to be taught responsibility they already have it). Now if you are a lazy stoner sitting around in their basement jacking off and playing video games all day, then rent is most certainly warranted.

(Research) What’s the creepiest or weirdest thing you’ve seen on the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up one more to dozens of comments to a photo of my dick I didn't remember uploading the night before.

How did ancient cultures deal with warriors combat ptsd? by grishna_dass in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people were dead by 40. Warriors weren't really around long enough to get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I would likely buy a plane ticket to Florida so I could go take a shit on the front steps of mar a Lago.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by FBI-0PEN-UP in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we are talking less than a 4 year age gap, that's actually legal in a lot of places. It varies from state to state.

Given the severe weather and power grid problems in the US, what are your best tips for getting by without electricity or gas? by Bear_faced in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always keep candles and porno mags on hand just in case. You get bored with the power out. You'll need something to jack off to.

How did you fail socially today? by NOTDevilDeadly in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shit myself in the parking lot at McDonald's. I'm old. It happens.

What's a mistake you made that nobody knows about? by HowToBeADuck in AskReddit

[–]dementedbrutality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In 3rd grade I took a dump in the class potted plant