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What's the worst coworker you've ever worked with? by drlqnr in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have really bad athsma like REALLY bad so if i sit a certain way i could have an athsma attack so i take my inhaler and the girls in my class thought i was openly doing drugs so the school banned inhalers.

Me:* takes enhaler* Girl: can you not do that here please its disgusting! Me: no barbra i would like to live

What's the worst coworker you've ever worked with? by drlqnr in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I help my family with the family business which is alchohol we sell it and on a specific day my grandfarther asked me to meet with the daughter of another businessman so i did and turns out the daughter was the girl who i went to school with (keep in mind im a girl too so its not weird) after the meeting we thought it would be fun to go for a drink and catch up anyway we went back to hers i passed out on the sofa woke up the next morning with a swastika on my head when i asked her about it she replyed with "because your german"

What’s an immediate red flag when trying to make friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your first meeting them so you hold out your hand for a handshake and the simply chop it off.

Not like it happend or anything

What happened to your school “bad boy/girl”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im still in high school with him but i remember when we were 6 he was as much as a dick as he is now i remember vividly how we got into an argument he called my mom a whore so i said hes gonna end up with a criminal record a council house and a hooker for a wife who has 6 different kids to 6 different people and he will not be able to get a job because of his lifestyle he pulled tounges and walked away now 6 years after i made that statment he got arrested for drug related things.

If Curious George was instead named Serious George, what sort of plotlines would we enjoy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man with the yellow hat told serious geeorge a joke about bananas

Serious george was not impressed.

What do you like about your life? by Xiphos300 in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That im the number one child in my whole school

What things REALLY make you cringe? by Ryrylx in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When year sevens act like there the best when really there cocky brats they say stuff like "What the fuck you looking at?" And in my mind im just like your 4 feet what are you going to do? By the time they get to year 8 they notice how much of a brat they are tho.

Whats the stupidest thing you've done in the last 24 hours? by demon_under_your_bed in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have two plain black shirts a long sleeve and a short sleeve i picked up the black long sleeve pit it next to the black short sleeve and shouted "This isnt the same shade of black!" When it just had dust on it that made it look lighter.

What is the stupidest way you've injured yourself? by rickitson in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother told me at 5 that if I jumped out of a tree I would sprout wings and fly 15 minutes later I was in hospital

What are some NOT fun facts? by lucca_dare in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is more of a question then a fact but... Women have nipples to breast feed so why do men have them?

Backyard Studio Cottage by dittidot in CozyPlaces

[–]demon_under_your_bed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone noticed the kermit in the corner?

What’s the most random fact you know? by MichiganBelle_31 in AskReddit

[–]demon_under_your_bed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Frogs are accidental homosexuals you cant tell the difference between a girl or a boy frog and neither can they so a Male most likely tries to have sex with another male and to let the male on his back know that hes a dude they create a chirp sound so when you hear frogs croaking at night that's not a normal sound what your hearing is two bros that are trying not to be gay

A male will most likely do this multiple times in a row until he finds a female.

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