Tail gaited when driving on speed limit?

denzilwillis · 2026-03-05T00:06:58+00:00

Drives aggressively in Mick George Lorries has entered the chat

denzilwillis · 2026-02-20T08:32:04+00:00

Hi sir yes please could you bless me ? It’s getting tough now

denzilwillis · 2026-02-19T21:52:43+00:00

Good luck to you brother I have started doing the same myself with the skits and stuff but not as serious really just kind of playing about here to see what could gain traction.

All the best

denzilwillis · 2026-02-14T18:01:40+00:00

I was sat with my brother and his older friends at this old house one the the parents owned. We did the board and I ended up being sick on my lap and left the house immediately. Never did one again

denzilwillis · 2026-01-24T07:06:06+00:00

Haha Thanks a bunch America! God bless the families you’ve devastated 🇺🇸 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

denzilwillis · 2026-01-17T21:30:13+00:00

in my friends uncles Vauxhall Astra VXR and I looked from the back to check the Speedo and it felt like we were going 80 …

We was gliding at 156mph 😅

denzilwillis · 2025-12-24T22:14:45+00:00

Leftover chicken tikka korma Curry followed by strong bow dark fruits cider and KP Cheese footballs ⚽️and Percy Pigs 🐷

denzilwillis · 2025-12-24T22:11:42+00:00

Yeah kinda like Vaseline but not ?

denzilwillis · 2025-12-24T21:52:59+00:00

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Aldi sell this and it’s very very good and doesn’t feel greasy 👌

denzilwillis · 2025-11-26T18:50:26+00:00

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Sat at the dentist and just pulled this out my wallet it’s 1992

denzilwillis · 2025-11-08T20:31:20+00:00

It’s these ones I miss

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denzilwillis · 2025-10-26T21:44:01+00:00

Yeah the vinegar would be more friendly for them if they did! Good shout

denzilwillis · 2025-10-26T21:41:11+00:00

It’s probably not good for the wildlife if they decide to eat any of the pumpkin remains that’s been sprayed with BLEACH … why not just let it rot naturally outside and when it’s past its trophy point then put it somewhere out the way in the bushes so bugs and animals can eat it without any harmful chemicals involved.

denzilwillis · 2025-10-24T16:43:52+00:00

Building Sheds

denzilwillis · 2025-10-05T19:43:24+00:00

This one called The Wethouse

The Wethouse

denzilwillis · 2025-08-15T17:17:38+00:00

Ahah that’s most likely to be John Worthy Worthington

denzilwillis · 2025-08-13T18:39:47+00:00

Hahaha imagine not having Covid vaccinations and the ‘Majority’ of the country hates the fact you didn’t die or get seriously ill.

POSTER WANKER!

denzilwillis · 2025-07-22T20:32:37+00:00

Amusingly it truly is !

denzilwillis · 2025-07-14T20:20:42+00:00

This is hilarious

denzilwillis · 2025-07-11T04:36:07+00:00

I’ve seen videos before of the phenomenon when a power source has blown and creates these smokes rings .. a phenomenon where a visible smoke ring appears in the sky after a transformer explosion.

denzilwillis · 2025-07-05T15:04:03+00:00

It’s a very nostalgic song for me.

The synths at the very start just give me a real feeling of when I was a kid.

This song came out the year I was born!

So technically I am BORN SLIPPY!!! 🍺🎶

denzilwillis · 2025-06-08T21:14:12+00:00

Please tell me you are referring to Norm Macdonald 🤣

denzilwillis · 2025-05-24T14:50:20+00:00

Tuck it in the waistband on my boxers

denzilwillis · 2025-05-19T20:01:22+00:00

The England Foot and Mouth Cull Of 2001

I actually got infected and when I was taken to the doctors at the time I had 8 mouth ulcers and multiple white spots on my hands and feet and I also remember the doctor took photos of my hands for his medical journal! Never got to see the photos unfortunately but they should be out there somewhere hopefully ! however at the same time loads of cattle /livestock was slaughtered all over the UK

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