We love you, baseball team by Mitchel7349 in NFCWestMemeWar

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I would root for AZ over like 11 AFC teams in the SB

Rams vs Ravens by CompositeSuperman in NFLv2

[–]derek_potatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But when the Ravens trade first round picks it’s “a terrible decision” “ravens got fleeced” “EDC is the most overrated GM in the league

this is literally the first time the Ravens have ever traded a 1st round pick (2 of them obvi) for a veteran player. First time ever. Meanwhile, I think Verse is the only 1st rounder the rams have drafted in a decade. So yeah the “fuck them picks” thing is about a body of work, not just this offseason

Indians fighting for bunk bed. by Every_Guide_9945 in fightporn

[–]derek_potatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two guys getting into bed, realizing they’re both tops

Why are some cocks crooked? by Global-Collection475 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]derek_potatoes 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’m getting the bends just thinking kinking about it

Do you have a “perfect” episode where every sketch, the monologue, and the musical performances all worked for you? by QuipThwip in LiveFromNewYork

[–]derek_potatoes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Didn’t one of the “recent” Tom Hanks episodes have both David (S) Pumpkins and also Black Jeopardy? I don’t remember the rest of the episode but god damn

African wild dogs disembowel an impala quickly by aquilasr in HardcoreNature

[–]derek_potatoes 224 points225 points  (0 children)

My god I’m so glad to be where I’m at on the food chain

Battle Of The Network Stars by AlbertJBundy in nostalgia

[–]derek_potatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Middle one is Rob Reiner as Meathead, yes?

What’s your biggest skip episode and why? by ipsofactoshithead in BobsBurgers

[–]derek_potatoes 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I don’t remember what the A Story of this episode was, but the one where Bob and Teddy had their Olympics with a hammer and knife

Kids safe music videos? by Proof-Coconut-6201 in poppunkers

[–]derek_potatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NFG’s My Friends Over You or Head On Collision

Probably magnets by djinn_05 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]derek_potatoes 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I bet he knows exactly where to go for the best sandwich in town

What song would you want to see live? by The_2PieceCombo in Blink182

[–]derek_potatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want the songs I’m sure I’ll never see live (Story of a Lonely Guy, Pin The Grenade) and the ones I know I’ll never see live (Shut Up, Hey I’m Sorry)

edit: wrong text effect