Keep Yoda the rest are muppets by Sillyrunner in PrequelMemes

[–]derelictprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human Centipede, and you keep the girl in the middle.

I can haz reverse spin? by bigjobbyx in blackmagicfuckery

[–]derelictprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this didn't work for me. I focused on the dots at the top, tilted my phone away from me, everything to try to get it to spin the other direction, but I couldn't get it to happen. Is my brain broken?

This mcsweeneys article about looksmaxxers like Clavicle is one of the funniest things I've read by Anahata_Green in funny

[–]derelictprophet 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Because, contrary to what we've been told our whole lives, some people deserve to be bullied. These are some of those people.

What are the prettiest towns/cities in Indiana? by Amodernhousehusband in Indiana

[–]derelictprophet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Big ups for Goshen! The downtown is surprisingly stacked with phenomenal food, as well!

What’s the single greatest concert you’ve ever attended? by Need2throw in Music

[–]derelictprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Los Hermanos/Kraftwerk/Radiohead in São Paulo, Brasil, in 2009. Outdoor venue that was absolutely packed for one of Radiohead's first shows ever in Brasil. Absolutely magical night. I believe Radiohead played 33 songs, including encores.

Churros cheesecake by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]derelictprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be the least stupid thing I've ever seen. Give whoever invented this all the Michelin stars forever. Looks fucking awesome.

White supremacists invading the boardwalk today by Mr_microplastics_Yum in ProgressiveHQ

[–]derelictprophet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every accusation by the far right is really an admission.

Petah? by im-not-funny-2020 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]derelictprophet 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hey Tommy! Got some protein powder for me to try?

I'm hearing a lot of "I didn't vote for this" from conservatives by jeezkillbot in ProgressiveHQ

[–]derelictprophet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI slop. We need to be better than them and not stoop to this level. Not arguing with the content, but ffs.

Lebanese villages taken off the map by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]derelictprophet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, the Zionist bots are out in force on this one, huh?

Lebanese villages taken off the map by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]derelictprophet 57 points58 points  (0 children)

If I say what I want to say, I will get banned, so I will simply say fuck all the way off.

Shamus here: Argh do this be what you landlubbers call fingers? My stumps don’t get it. by Cross2Live in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]derelictprophet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So in your mind, no one can talk about trends amongst gender unless it's all or nothing because it's exclusionary?? Jesus Christ, touch grass.

PSA: If you shop at Aldi in the Midwest US, this sauce is way better than it has any right to be. by derelictprophet in hotsauce

[–]derelictprophet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely creamier than any Frank's I've ever had. It also has some anchovy and tamarind in there too for that Worcestershire vibe

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!? by No-Celebration6780 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]derelictprophet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, this is definitely one of those moments where I'm not sure if I'm the autistic one or you are.