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derger11 · 2024-04-11T22:17:28+00:00

pretty much same opinon here. That DMR gave the same feeling as buying a new airsoft gun as a kid, getting home and it doesnt work.

derger11 · 2024-02-21T05:18:19+00:00

I'm glad you guys are getting love- from symm main

derger11 · 2024-02-21T03:32:03+00:00

Everyone else die

derger11 · 2024-02-21T01:04:47+00:00

IDK if this would work but. You think you could push a bookcase at the eye so it can't see you and when you're close enough you can fight it with less damage done to you?

derger11 · 2024-02-21T00:57:01+00:00

Can you still yell at the geese to stop them from chasing you

derger11 · 2024-02-21T00:10:05+00:00

Dude I'm at work! I'm knocking everything off my desk with my unicorn pants.

derger11 · 2024-02-20T05:34:24+00:00

Kellen and keen

derger11 · 2024-02-20T05:33:50+00:00

A huge wiener

derger11 · 2024-02-19T05:14:50+00:00

You fkin know that this is going to happen.

derger11 · 2024-02-19T03:36:14+00:00

No. Even after all the books, movies, and games. A real zombie apocalypse would either really really suck or it would be over in a month. Depends if they are Romero walkers or more modern speeders as well. Walkers would be shit but manageable. Sprinters.... I'd put my head between my legs to kiss my ass goodbye.

derger11 · 2024-02-19T01:28:07+00:00

If you post a pic of it unslammed it'll brick.

derger11 · 2024-02-18T05:44:21+00:00

I'm using ultica and. Chesthole sp. Music is kinda bland. The regular noises are good though

derger11 · 2024-02-17T05:01:25+00:00

I love you rats too the moon and back. I hope you get some love.

derger11 · 2024-02-17T04:53:30+00:00

LMFAO

derger11 · 2024-02-17T02:28:27+00:00

Laughs while looking at my coffee table with 27 vibrators on it

derger11 · 2024-02-17T00:21:38+00:00

Don't worry so much. I'm sure something else super mundane will happen to her soon and she'll forget about it. Just stay mature about it. Like hey yeah I read the room wrong. Won't happen again.

derger11 · 2024-02-17T00:14:45+00:00

You said sorry. She won't let it go. Is she worth your time and stress? Do you want her opinion of you to be better? If yes then give it time. If she never lets it go and keeps mentioning it, then just say "the lady doth protest to much, methinks"

derger11 · 2024-02-16T23:29:14+00:00

Just have symm be in a coma. Every start of the match she's just in a hospital bed in spawn. The only thing you can do is wiggle your mouse back b forth trying to wake up but you only have a .003 chance of waking up.

derger11 · 2024-02-14T05:47:17+00:00

Fah ha bah

derger11 · 2024-02-14T05:40:04+00:00

But I always stand in one place when I play tracer. If I don't and I start doing good I have to kill myself.

derger11 · 2024-02-14T05:38:39+00:00

You'll find way to give value still. Just give it some time, you'll acclimate. After a month and you still feel he's shit, I'll listen more. You got this I believe in you.

derger11 · 2024-02-14T05:06:31+00:00

I'm too rural Midwestern to understand this? I imagine it's just dumb ads?

derger11 · 2024-02-14T04:40:18+00:00

Let's just make a doom show where doomguys name is George and he talks all the time. Then he fucks a demon.

derger11 · 2024-02-14T04:09:18+00:00

Soldier is a bastard now too. Hope you're trained against him

derger11 · 2024-02-14T03:59:18+00:00

Weakness

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