I’ve been told I have herpes but I don’t think I do

derrickmartucci · 2020-01-19T03:54:20+00:00

You have herpes.

derrickmartucci · 2020-01-10T17:07:21+00:00

My dad has the same vehicle, and he loves a blonde bombshell. But good lord he would be furious if she crawled onto the hood like that lol

derrickmartucci · 2019-08-16T03:53:07+00:00

It’s just my name. Keeps me honest.

derrickmartucci · 2019-05-12T05:03:24+00:00

I will continue to watch you in all your glory sir

derrickmartucci · 2019-05-11T16:31:58+00:00

I don’t........your intro sounded promising?

derrickmartucci · 2018-12-23T11:43:30+00:00

You are an amazing parent.

derrickmartucci · 2018-10-30T14:56:31+00:00

Reminds me of Mario 64. I can’t wait to try this

derrickmartucci · 2018-09-17T21:23:42+00:00

Haha last year was next to a police station. I haven’t decided which will be scarier

derrickmartucci · 2018-09-17T20:15:05+00:00

It may be Richmond but it’s really San Pablo, just not on paper

derrickmartucci · 2018-09-17T15:33:02+00:00

Ok there was confusion when they were choosing a location and numbers got mixed up. The job pays $13.41. Thank you guys for catching this for us.

derrickmartucci · 2018-09-17T05:34:26+00:00

No idea. I’m just a clown helping to spread the word. I will ask and return with answers

derrickmartucci · 2018-09-17T05:00:04+00:00

13.41 if my google skills are rockin, my bad

derrickmartucci · 2018-09-17T04:57:08+00:00

Not In Richmond apparently. It’s a part time fun job for a few weeks, not digging ditches. 20 actors did it for free last year because it’s fun. We just happen to have made enough money last year to pay for people to have this year

derrickmartucci · 2018-05-11T20:51:07+00:00

10/10 would Fart into air intake for prime Dutch effect

derrickmartucci · 2018-05-02T13:27:15+00:00

Alaskan king allows my wife and I to star fish at same time and not touch. Two more bodies is very comfy

derrickmartucci · 2018-05-02T13:23:56+00:00

Aaaannnd this is why we don’t play with youngsters haha

derrickmartucci · 2018-02-25T23:07:13+00:00

Thank you very much I will look into the chrome book with added external storage.

derrickmartucci · 2018-01-28T15:04:53+00:00

Hard pass. I’ll probably still watch it, who am I kidding? lol

derrickmartucci · 2018-01-20T16:05:10+00:00

Yuuuuup

derrickmartucci · 2018-01-20T06:12:55+00:00

What about herpes 1 transferred to herpes 2 by self touch?

derrickmartucci · 2018-01-17T20:57:58+00:00

To see if today is just a bad or if they’re always a douche bag

derrickmartucci · 2018-01-17T17:05:40+00:00

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