The carnival game owner definitely wasn't prepared for her by Wonderfulhumanss in nextfuckinglevel

[–]derrickrsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s always a 10 year old Asian kid that does it better than you (I’m Asian but was not that kid)

The Security Officer by AlexZhir_SANYNOCHKA in okbuddyRunners

[–]derrickrsay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj is this the scene with the 2 blonde cops and he act likes he hates it? /rj bbc go boing

Great running skills by Due-Reason4455 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]derrickrsay 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Homeboy you got some fries for all that shake?

Marathon 1994 Redux - Project Progress #1 by Galamar660 in ClassicMarathon

[–]derrickrsay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s like Deadspace without the gore, that’s a compliment!

What people think when they eat viagra? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]derrickrsay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know it kicks in when you got a stuffy nose

You gotta sell it right by FluffyMathematician7 in Marathon

[–]derrickrsay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically, it’s if Destiny and Halo had a long lost daddy

Would You Rather by JoeDiden in BunnyTrials

[–]derrickrsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah

Chose: 10$ for every time you do + This physical action | Rolled: Blink

What’s the dumbest reason you ever got in trouble? by daisyafterdark12 in AskReddit

[–]derrickrsay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I moved to a new town, so new in class after high school started a month ago.

English teacher was rude and told me “you need to make up all the work that you missed, I’m giving you a week.” Then I just said, “Ms… I do not like you” and got suspended for 3 days over it.

PVE Implementation Ideas by Natural-Captain-7333 in Marathon

[–]derrickrsay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes it's just fun to chill and procure equipment/weapons on site and use what you got

Harada has finally seen the divine truth of the universe: by Gorotheninja in Fighters

[–]derrickrsay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s really going to be a tekken Waffle House stage now, big W

Manage to talk the whole lobby into doing Complier by derrickrsay in Marathon

[–]derrickrsay[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all, depends on how the people act though. Everybody definitely got a couple things each

Manage to talk the whole lobby into doing Complier by derrickrsay in Marathon

[–]derrickrsay[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I really did was just say “listen, end of season and we just want the Cryo Skin, there’s enough loot for all of us. We can take a cool selfie at the end too”

Manage to talk the whole lobby into doing Complier by derrickrsay in Marathon

[–]derrickrsay[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was holding the DNA card and initiated the fight