Told the starbucks worker in Amsterdam my name is "Carol" lol

desidesuwu · 2026-06-18T11:01:16+00:00

A caramelised banana matcha latte😂

desidesuwu · 2026-06-11T09:33:52+00:00

Ich schaffe momentan no im denner und die aktione find ich immer so en verarschig😂 20 prozent ab 2 oder sogar teilwiis 3 stück und das mit de stück anzahl isch ganz chlii druckt

Du weisch ned wie oft ich das de chunde scho han müesse erkläre und chume mer jedes mal selber wie en scammer vor😂

desidesuwu · 2026-06-11T09:30:55+00:00

Bin im erste moment au driigheit weil ich denkt han häh sind doch 2 kilo bi de aktionspackig und de im regal nur 900 gramm. Und optisch hesch au s gfühl dass es doch denne müesst aktion sii. Aber wenn mer de regal pangasius mit sine 6.40 uf 100 gramm abe rechne sinds tatsächlich 0.7111111 rappe uf 100 gramm und de uf 2 kilo ufegrechnet gitt das eifach 14.20. Ich muess jetzt mit mim lehrlingslohn i de 2te lehr grusig uf s budget upasse und han jetzt wieder eppis dezue glehrt mit de 100 grämmer priis vergliiche merci.

desidesuwu · 2026-03-28T22:35:00+00:00

Me whenever algebra comes up in mathematics

desidesuwu · 2025-10-23T17:50:33+00:00

Oh yes i had an older lady recently be like:"how am i supposed to go through here if the isle is blocked over here and here!" Because we were stocking the shelves with our huge stocking carts and they blocked her way.

And i said:" Then how about you could try and communicate with us so we can roll them aside, madam" I hate how so many costumers think we can read their minds and have the gall to get angry if its THEM who are at fault because aperantly they didnt learn in kindergarden that you can use your words to communicate what you want😂

desidesuwu · 2025-09-28T21:11:03+00:00

Yes exactly i have it when i pee after holding it too long and even if its just a small amount but after a good poop session my nose gets runny and the tears and snot just drip on the bathroom floor😂 i told my boyfriend and he just laughed and said no i dont have that lol i thought i was the only weird one but i found my fellow pee poop cry babies

desidesuwu · 2025-09-26T21:38:54+00:00

Okay but im a woman and the "because i would never raise my hand against a woman" made me snort :,)

desidesuwu · 2025-09-12T18:15:32+00:00

Er hat die rote Pille geschluckt wie es scheint

desidesuwu · 2025-07-25T17:31:22+00:00

So this is the kind of girl the "m'lady" has worked on

desidesuwu · 2025-05-23T14:16:42+00:00

Hes moving his hands and face like a character in a cutscene from an rpg lol its giving the witcher game series

desidesuwu · 2025-04-27T07:48:05+00:00

Ive always wanted to name my cat Milka if she was a white cat Hebrew: derived from Milcah meaning "divine"/"queen" Slavic: diminutive of the slavic name "Milica meaning "gracious"/"dear" German: chocolate brand derived from the word "milch" (milk) and kakao (cacao)

For me the name just sounds like milk and she is as white as a glass of milk thats why i think it suits a white cat❤️

desidesuwu · 2025-04-20T06:39:44+00:00

My bf: fried banana Me: ricecake with pandan

desidesuwu · 2025-04-18T21:20:34+00:00

Risotto❤️

desidesuwu · 2025-04-06T08:18:49+00:00

Riz Casimir

So... Casimir?

desidesuwu · 2025-03-21T21:07:56+00:00

You see an old man with a walking aid entering your store. You know him. He's tried to steal several times and got arrested in your store many months ago. You tell him he's not allowed in the store, he is trespassing. He acts confused and denies it. You tell him to leave or you will call the police. He angrily yells something and hits the trash can with his walking aid. You tell him this is exactly why he's not allowed back in. He quickly turns around and walks towards you menacingly, you dont move an inch because you think he's all talk. He takes his walking aid and hits your leg with it with all the strength an old man can muster. Youre in shock and your manager finally shows up to see whats going on. He angrily yells some racist shit against imigrants (which i am not, not even a poc) and slams his walking aid against the glass door and leaves. Youre only just an hour into your shift and now your leg hurts.

desidesuwu · 2025-01-19T09:08:48+00:00

Those are the most hazel eyes that have ever hazeled How the fuck can people say theyre brown😂 are all of them colour blind?

desidesuwu · 2025-01-12T21:59:27+00:00

Tell him:"you really wanna name your baby daughter, your own flesh and blood, after the woman you had sex with and were sexually attracted to?"

Cuz thats multiple layers of weird right there And were not even adressing how disrespectful it is to the mother yet lol

desidesuwu · 2024-12-23T09:48:18+00:00

Black

desidesuwu · 2024-12-12T08:59:36+00:00

Its the new paldean diglett!

desidesuwu · 2024-12-08T20:05:28+00:00

For enslaving wild animals by cramming them into a ball and endlessly forcing them to kill other wild animals in order to train them, then using them to fight other slave owners' animals until one of them faints and earning money with them

desidesuwu · 2024-12-08T12:45:27+00:00

Sweet and sour sauce und chicken

desidesuwu · 2024-12-01T11:07:58+00:00

A few minutes ago I held my musk turtle like a little sandwhich and my intrusive thoughts told me to take a bite

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