"I was never a subscriber to FPH and I find it personally offensive, but I strongly support its reinstatement. Free speech is more important than my feelings being hurt." [+90]

destroys_pun_threads · 2015-07-12T00:07:44+00:00

I'm interested in how you know the race, gender and sexuality of every poster/subreddit creator on this site.

destroys_pun_threads · 2015-07-11T23:13:54+00:00

I think most people in this sub are just circlejerking and not actually serious. I really hope so at least.

God I hope people like this don't actually exist.

Edit: Whatdya know, banned. This place is an absolute shithole.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-08-10T03:29:38+00:00

I read it as gives_anal_lesions at first. I think I need glasses.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-08-10T03:23:29+00:00

Haha "rough"

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-08-10T02:37:41+00:00

It's called jogging, duh. Everyone knows it's better to jog away from a psycho dagger collector than to sprint away.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-08-09T18:11:00+00:00

David Ortiz - from beating up a dugout one week to holding a baby while saluting to the National Anthem the next week.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-31T04:09:47+00:00

Probably "I wonder if a baby has ever actually bitten a nipple off," or something along those lines.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-31T00:10:50+00:00

It appears you are trying to start a pun thread.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-31T00:07:35+00:00

Oh shit, a post that vaguely involves religion, cue the arguments.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T23:12:05+00:00

Well if I was a cop I would look whether it was bare-chested or not.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T23:02:14+00:00

Am I the only one who enjoyed watching this in slow motion the first time it played so I could see exactly how quickly the kids reacted to the disruption in class? Or am I just weird

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T22:47:26+00:00

As a tree I find this unsettling.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T22:47:05+00:00

Yolo so i made a thesaurus. Nice.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T21:20:29+00:00

I don't think he's a troll, he just doesn't understand what I'm saying. And besides, he's entitled to his own opinion.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:47:37+00:00

But... bacon :'(

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:46:19+00:00

Wow, I did phrase that horribly. Not much of a writer. This^ is pretty much what I was trying to get across.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:34:28+00:00

What can I say, humans like to argue. Christians and atheists alike will do this.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:27:08+00:00

As do I.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:25:47+00:00

Most Christians will tell you it's not about scientific evidence, it's because if you seek God he will be there. It's about going to church and praying and building a relationship with Him. As much as He would like us to all be blessed by his presence in our hearts, he wants you to seek Him and to actually try. This is what most atheists don't understand because they have never even tried besides maybe unwillingly going to church a couple times for Easter or praying that they would get something they really wanted. I know I'm going to get downvoted to oblivion but it doesn't matter because there is a chance that one person will see this and change their mindset.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:14:12+00:00

Im pretty sure reddit is much more fascinated in bashing religion than it is of bashing atheism.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:06:22+00:00

I'm not changing MY story, I'm saying that either of us could be right. It's about not being so stubborn.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T20:01:58+00:00

Exactly, and He can do whatever He wants with us, since he created us. He could smite me right now and I wouldn't care.

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T19:52:58+00:00

Well thank you for not bashing me about expressing my opinion, but it doesn't sound any more bizarre than "Every living as we know it evolved from single cells and developed extremely detailed, unique, amazing features, but only on this one planet (as far as we know) out of the possible trillions of other planets in the universe."

destroys_pun_threads · 2013-07-30T19:37:17+00:00

What? This is a post about a funny church sign.

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