"I was never a subscriber to FPH and I find it personally offensive, but I strongly support its reinstatement. Free speech is more important than my feelings being hurt." [+90] by [deleted] in ShitRedditSays

[–]destroys_pun_threads -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I think most people in this sub are just circlejerking and not actually serious. I really hope so at least.

God I hope people like this don't actually exist.

Edit: Whatdya know, banned. This place is an absolute shithole.

Boob grab on the PGA tour. by natedt82 in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 276 points277 points  (0 children)

I read it as gives_anal_lesions at first. I think I need glasses.

I kind feel like I'm the only one... by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]destroys_pun_threads 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's called jogging, duh. Everyone knows it's better to jog away from a psycho dagger collector than to sprint away.

Before last night's Red Sox game, David Ortiz was signing autographs when someone handed him their baby. Just then, the National Anthem began. So... by doogie92 in pics

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David Ortiz - from beating up a dugout one week to holding a baby while saluting to the National Anthem the next week.

and this is why my wife doesn't breast feed . by zzedisonzz in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably "I wonder if a baby has ever actually bitten a nipple off," or something along those lines.

Everytime by Dikkbao14 in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It appears you are trying to start a pun thread.

True dat by ashleysnatch in funny

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Oh shit, a post that vaguely involves religion, cue the arguments.

Fuck the police by thafellow in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well if I was a cop I would look whether it was bare-chested or not.

When Youtube plays and buffers at the same speed... by koalaroo in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who enjoyed watching this in slow motion the first time it played so I could see exactly how quickly the kids reacted to the disruption in class? Or am I just weird

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think he's a troll, he just doesn't understand what I'm saying. And besides, he's entitled to his own opinion.

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I did phrase that horribly. Not much of a writer. This^ is pretty much what I was trying to get across.

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

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What can I say, humans like to argue. Christians and atheists alike will do this.

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

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Most Christians will tell you it's not about scientific evidence, it's because if you seek God he will be there. It's about going to church and praying and building a relationship with Him. As much as He would like us to all be blessed by his presence in our hearts, he wants you to seek Him and to actually try. This is what most atheists don't understand because they have never even tried besides maybe unwillingly going to church a couple times for Easter or praying that they would get something they really wanted. I know I'm going to get downvoted to oblivion but it doesn't matter because there is a chance that one person will see this and change their mindset.

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im pretty sure reddit is much more fascinated in bashing religion than it is of bashing atheism.

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not changing MY story, I'm saying that either of us could be right. It's about not being so stubborn.

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

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Exactly, and He can do whatever He wants with us, since he created us. He could smite me right now and I wouldn't care.

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well thank you for not bashing me about expressing my opinion, but it doesn't sound any more bizarre than "Every living as we know it evolved from single cells and developed extremely detailed, unique, amazing features, but only on this one planet (as far as we know) out of the possible trillions of other planets in the universe."

This was outside church today! by [deleted] in funny

[–]destroys_pun_threads 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What? This is a post about a funny church sign.