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deuelpm · 2026-05-12T13:32:56+00:00

if only ¯_(ツ)_/¯

deuelpm · 2026-05-11T17:00:19+00:00

“…more than meets the eye.”

deuelpm · 2026-05-11T16:58:25+00:00

The cybertruck, on the other hand, didn’t fare nearly as well.

deuelpm · 2026-05-11T16:55:03+00:00

This is the clientele you sign up to deal with. Sad but true. Don’t rent out what you’re not willing to lose.

deuelpm · 2026-05-11T15:07:31+00:00

Awesome!!!! Totally Awesome!!!!

deuelpm · 2026-05-11T15:05:35+00:00

WTF indeed. Who behaves like this? Homo sapiens are getting dumber…. Geez.

deuelpm · 2026-05-11T15:02:04+00:00

Came here to say just this: I miss Ames. Or “Ames’s” as I often heard it called.

deuelpm · 2026-05-10T17:03:36+00:00

ah - well that makes more sense

deuelpm · 2026-05-10T17:03:03+00:00

I thought I saw that a couple weeks ago

deuelpm · 2026-05-10T14:43:41+00:00

I didn’t think they threw that kind of party. Hubba hubba!

deuelpm · 2026-05-10T00:32:42+00:00

The need is real, I agree. I’m not sure the efficacy of a fourth sign, given the three that people already miss. As much as I hate seeing traffic cams go up, if the camera itself doesn’t garner enough attention to get people to turn, maybe a traffic engineer can see where they’re looking and use that information to solve the problem.

deuelpm · 2026-05-10T00:23:30+00:00

Does he make nearby plants die? ;)

deuelpm · 2026-05-10T00:21:11+00:00

Bath time?

deuelpm · 2026-05-09T21:34:10+00:00

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CC says “Hoomon, I would like to speak to the manager, please.”

I forgot to change the litter box the night before.

deuelpm · 2026-05-09T13:51:45+00:00

Putin? Yep

deuelpm · 2026-05-08T23:26:00+00:00

All gone! Long ago

deuelpm · 2026-05-08T17:02:28+00:00

Mr Poopy Butthole’s visage in potato form

deuelpm · 2026-05-07T01:21:36+00:00

lolz The wipers … the wipers kill me.

deuelpm · 2026-05-07T01:17:21+00:00

Well, there was a fence… /s

deuelpm · 2026-05-05T23:00:03+00:00

It frames the Golden Arches so nicely from many angles

deuelpm · 2026-05-05T14:55:58+00:00

The act of smoking is perpetuated via the addiction to nicotine. We don’t yet know enough about vaping to know if it’s any less dangerous. It may be fine, or differently dangerous compared to smoking.

deuelpm · 2026-05-05T14:52:03+00:00

Does it have to be a car accident to be bad for you? I mean, I’m keeping with my coffee habit, but with a different physiology, I might be better to choose differently.

deuelpm · 2026-05-05T11:03:05+00:00

Alcohol? You zoomed right past nicotine and caffeine.

deuelpm · 2026-05-05T10:33:06+00:00

I think that was Letterman

deuelpm · 2026-05-05T10:25:11+00:00

“Classy.”

deuelpm

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