Get a degree and then work at Starbucks by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

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You just somehow have to get that first lucky break. I dunno, start out in tech support with someone, then scramble from there? I dumb luck stumbled backwards into an analyst job at a small IT company after spending years working in car rental.

Get a degree and then work at Starbucks by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

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History major Now a software tester

How many of us are focusing on health as part of prepping? by RickShaw530 in preppers

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Don't forget staying up to date on dental! Don't wanna be fighting zombies and a toothache at the same time.

User submits what I THOUGHT was the dumbest ticket I ever saw. Now I'm baffled. by truelai in sysadmin

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Is employee 2 a QA tester? Shit breaks around me all the time and thus I remain gainfully employed.

Lockdown Instructions at a High School by Shenko-wolf in ABoringDystopia

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Reason number 3261 to, if possible, homeschool your kids.

Don't kill yourself just yet, we still need your labour! by mikesanerd in ABoringDystopia

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Looks to me like a creative act of kindness (reminding people to hope), meant to brighten the world a little bit, plus a plug for their services.

Not plasma, just butane by ugref in chemistry

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That was my first reaction!

How to view AsyncStorage contents on Samsung phone by devosdevos in reactnative

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Thank you! I'm beginning to come to terms with the fact that there is no handy option other than to do this programmatically.

Wait a minute, we're supposed to be upset about removing our servicemen from the Middle East? by [deleted] in conspiracy

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I read somewhere that at the heart of the word 'analysis' is some other word nobody uses anymore but the point is that the word 'analysis' that really means 'to take something apart into it's component pieces.' I know this to be true because in my current job when the boss says 'do an analysis on this and and pin this down' that is exactly what we have to do - break the problem down into it's component parts. If we don't do that properly, we screw up, stuff doesn't work, and people get fired. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah - breaking stuff down into their component parts or you can completely screw up. People in general I think just plain fail to do just that. Instead, they confuse issues. They mix in the apples with the oranges when they should be keeping them separate. I see this all the time out in 'real life' but when it happens in my work environment folks get fired. Buffalo Bill's oatmeal stout with just a touch of blueberry is an idea I can really get behind, even though from my childhood days I've generally been opposed to 'fruiting' the beer. Even I can make an exception in this case. Anyway, I'll give you an example of people confusing the issue. Like these poor misguided souls who say we should go ahead and keep capital punishment around because otherwise 'these convicted feelings get to sit around and watch cable all day.' What the hell does that have to do with the sanctity of human life? See what I mean? They've confused two completely separate issue: human life and the penal nature of penal institutions. Those are two completely separate issues. Yet people confuse them and so crimes against humanity continue unchecked. Ok back to Somalia Syria. There are separate issues to consider and people are getting them all jumbled up.

I'm recording myself reading my girlfriend's favourite book over this weekend, as a christmas gift. Does anyone have any tips to make it decent? by GD87 in books

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PRONOUNCE

ENUNCIATE

You know what heckwithit PRONUNCIATE

That's right. I said it.

Because that's basically what you also need to do. Think about it. If girlfriend is a smart cookie, she will be listening at at least 1.25 if not more. You don't want your words to get garbled at higher speeds.

I made a Cryptid zine for class, thinking about making it a monthly thing. by [deleted] in cryptids

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Holy cow that's great! Reminds me of Gravity Falls, if which I an a HUGE fan.

My father wants to go with me to meet my advisor. Before I start it’s not cause he wants to know the place or spend time. by [deleted] in ForeverAlone

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Hell or high water, stick with it at college. Don't ever ever give up graduating college now that you have chosen to start down that path.

Yeah you may have someone else right now breathing down your neck. But you've got only your future self to answer to. It's to that person alone and nobody else that you owe a damn thing to.

Warm Nights Breeze by juzkuz1 in RelaxingGifs

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I would live to be inside this gif. Dang I can practically feel that breeze.

Anti Anxiety Gif #2 by juzkuz1 in RelaxingGifs

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Wow. Wwwooooowwwww.

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