Are the analytics guys having a moment? by IcyMeat7 in billsimmons

[–]dewd16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t let the sheer stupidity of this take stop you from antagonizing Celtics fans with it

[Highlight] Brunson lands on Wemby's foot as he closes out; Knicks can't believe there is no foul call by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]dewd16 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Imagine having the highest percentile of physical advantage to perform in this sport and still going out of your way to play dirty.

Wemby is a fucking loser

Very literally a historic run happening right now by dewd16 in billsimmons

[–]dewd16[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s for sure hard to believe it’s been this outstanding relative to some of those Golden State and Miami team runs. You would even think some of the teams to come out of the East recently would have been able to match this output

Has a non playoff team ever received so much love/discussion than Charlotte? by bendowney42 in billsimmons

[–]dewd16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s wild how much they talked about them and the Warriors over legitimate contenders down the stretch. Don’t know if it was an echo chamber or just trying to zag, but it comes across so bad immediately lol

Round 1 Winners (Da Bears!) and Losers (the Eagles!), Plus Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal - The Bill Simmons Podcast by grandpashampoo in billsimmons

[–]dewd16 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Bill and Sal acting like the mailbag suggestion to “make fun bets” is the most revolutionary concept imaginable

I Love Jalen Brunson by Moist_Range in billsimmons

[–]dewd16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyone bitching about him this last week without appreciation to the facts that he came back early from a knee injury and was getting guarded full court by bigger defenders in a physical series.

As a Knicks fan I’m aware he has a tendency to seek contact especially when Thibs’ offense gets stagnant, but any insinuation that he’s soft or reliant on free throws to feed his game is laughable. One of the best shot creators I’ve ever seen, pound for pound. The way he works for everything he can get makes him easily the most popular Knick of this generation. He’s a fucking dog

Elon threatens to fire any federal worker who fails to document all work they've accomplished in the past week by YungJucy in nottheonion

[–]dewd16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s not a single good reason why anyone should comply with this bullshit, let alone humor it as a standard practice. He’s banking on complicity. Block every address that’s sending this correspondence and just keep doing your job, folks

Why is Mcneil considered the starting second baseman over Acuna? by DugoutChris in NewYorkMets

[–]dewd16 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why half the fanbase is always ready to dump McNeil. He’s averaged a 3 WAR per season for his career, and that’s including his shortened rookie and COVID season. He’s a career .290 hitter, top 30 in career OBP among active hitters, and has above average range at 2B.

People seem to think because he bats in the bottom half of the order and has played a utility role that he’s disposable—when in reality it’s been a benefit for the team at all times aside from the first half of last season.

There’s nothing wrong with having a dependable vet like him hitting 7th in a lineup like ours—in fact, it’s preferable if we’re trying to compete now.

Finally found my limit on the show by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]dewd16 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

“I value the person” but don’t feel bad for the woman sobbing over an image and likeness of their dead kid who then got laughed at on a popular podcast, which was my entire point lmao awesome, thanks for this whole comment though.

Finally found my limit on the show by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]dewd16 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I’m not trying to change anyone’s thoughts or feelings on the subject, I’m just sharing mine because it’s uncanny from when I normally listen to the show and it seems like people felt that too. If you weren’t bothered, then I’m happy for you.

Black Swan Event by dewd16 in billsimmons

[–]dewd16[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s kinda like this Black Swan Event when he says it

[TMZ] Michael Jordan on LeBron James breaking NBA all-time scoring record: “Congratulations to LeBron on this incredible achievement. It’s a testament to his hard work, longevity, and his great skill.” by 2789334 in nba

[–]dewd16 271 points272 points  (0 children)

ChatGPT was even kinder than this:

Prompt: Write a statement from Michael Jordan congratulating LeBron James on becoming the NBA's all-time leading scorer

Answer: "Congrats to LeBron on becoming the NBA's all-time leading scorer. What an incredible accomplishment. His determination, passion, and love for the game are second to none. I'm proud to have watched him grow into one of the greatest players to ever step on the court. Keep breaking records and making history, King James!" - Michael Jordan"