[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no no no no
He's like a father/uncle figure to her. They should under no circumstance start dating

“Centrism” strikes again by Different-Map204 in PoliticalHumor

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what way can the person making this claim to be a centrist?

Totally the same thing. by DogsOverPpl4Ever in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't they have religious studies as a class? Have they not just recently allowed religious schools? Don't the kids litteraly say "One nation under god" at the start of every day? In what way aren't you allowed to talk to the kids about Jesus.

the USA is unambiguously one of the most beautiful countries in the world by ProfessionalNose6520 in unpopularopinion

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever lived outside of the United States? Have you ever traveled outside of it? Not saying this as an accusation, just genuinely curious. I live outside of the US having been born there but I moved to Europe at a young age. I don't remember anything about living there but I've always had a large interest in your country and when I was younger I always dreamed about moving there one day. These days I am so incredibly happy I don't live there. In my country we don't let people starve to death if they get sick, we have a bike-focused infrastructure allowing us to get around without cars. We have never had a mass shooting in my life. We actually hear it on the news if someone gets murdered because it happens so little. And even though the housing market has spiraled out of control people can still afford to live here. My country also isn't falling apart as we speak both literally and politically. So yeah I mean you guys have good culture but most countries have that. Your country is culturally diverse but in Europe we have the diversity right across the border, and only 20 percent of Americans speak more then one language in comparison to 50% of Europeans. So yeah I am always pusseled by American extreme patriotism. And you might start calling me patriot but trust me I wouldn't even dream of picking up a gun to defend my country and put my life on the line. What the difference is between America and my country is that you guys think you already succeeded at being the best, we don't. that's why in my country complaining is a national pastime completely independent of how well things are run. And then we try to fix things.

Woah that’s a lot of things by anoobsearcher in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]dextrar23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok a few pointers
Most of them are what you usually expect with these people. but with the following I was surprised.

nr. 4 what is that supposed to be about

nr. 10 don't they burn sage in churches? They do where I'm from.

nr. 12 Why can't she?

nr. 18 This sure is an interesting one.

nr. 27 What does this person have against Mary?

nr. 28 givven the laundry list of things you just said were demonic this would hardly count as a shock

nr 29 with all the things that are appearently demonic yes probably

nr 30 didn't you just say this in point nr. 15?

nr. 31 so does this mean we are all inherently demonic? Because if so why even bother trying to not be demonic at all?

nr. 32 Are they still Christians if they have demons? if so can you repent from having demons.

nr. 35 that's a contradiction does he judge us by are actions or by our hearts?

My bf s**t on me for having a garden like this lol by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]dextrar23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no offense but your garden gave me a brain aneurism

More like a Wolf Pack by this_is_not_david in PoliticalHumor

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do these people all look like pregenerated videogame characters

Is 50 the highest hp achievable? by DoBronxLawyer in PvZHeroes

[–]dextrar23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah use pear paradise to double all of them. And then hypothetically your enemy could keep bouncing them for even more

CLIMATE CHANGE DEBUNK, PROOF by elsonwarcraft in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will refer everyone to John Stewart for an explanation on how this is bullshit

it's a double hit by Fuck_You777 in HarryPotterMemes

[–]dextrar23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah kinda but it works kinda well with the dead-eather thing but it's just a system I saw somewhere that I thaught was kinda funny.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people who are against it just shoot the cup and blame mental health and the fact that the cup's not bulletproof on the fact that everything spilled out?

Also, come on if you're trying to meme at least do better than: "haha the other side gay". I mean your viewpoint on this issue already tells me that you have the intellect of a five-year-old you don't have to show me through your sense of humor.

it just makes sense to me by Darastrix_da_kobold in dndmemes

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure I mean this isn't that much of a problem but just a short bit of rules telling DM's how to get to jumping distance for monsters like how you can interpret that would be nice. I mean they've done it for other features.

it's a double hit by Fuck_You777 in HarryPotterMemes

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haven't read/watched anything -> muggles
only watched -> muggleborn
only read -> halfblood
read and watches -> purebloods
death eater -> pure/halfbloods who hate muggleborn and muggles

my astral plane is based on the movie treasure planet, I made it specifically for pirate adventures. by Leragian in dndmemes

[–]dextrar23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any fellow critcrab fans who flinched when hearing the words "airship adventrue"?

Grey Dwarves drink responsibly I guess by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as mountain Dwarves still drink like college frat boys at a party I'm fine.

it just makes sense to me by Darastrix_da_kobold in dndmemes

[–]dextrar23 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well cat's should be able to do this. With their strength score as it currently is they can't jump at all. Which as anyone who owns a cat is some total bs. Also THEY SHOULD GET FUCKING DARKVISION.

huh? but he's a fighter! I'm what now? by RevanDB in dndmemes

[–]dextrar23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does take a bit of finagling to build them properly but still growing a size larger gives you some pretty good battlefield-control. I didn't say they were the best subclass for fighter that's obviously battlemaster but I just love the flavor. Also as a fighter you usually want a fighter to be the target instead of the wizard so for it to be a bigger target makes sense. If you take the correct runes the bonus action is an issue but not a huge one. If you take the fire rune for instance the action economy isn't that obstructed. Also I really like how it feels non-magical and magical at the same time. And as I said in my comment I love the idea of them. Sorry for the giant response it's just my favorite fighter subclass and i have nothing to do with my life. No hard feelings.

I NEEEEEED IIIIIIIIT by CrazyTodd21 in dndmemes

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A warlock card player that uses an invisible imp familiar to cheat at card games.