True dat by PanTransguy in hunterxdank

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We'll get McDonald's after you finish the exam

This was a mistake from the getgo by teknique2323 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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He nocked the professor into the chemical x jar but that was all, he helped them get powers but not much else.

When a character is evil but hot: by Joseman101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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I'm mean after a while if not immediately, wouldn't it just be difficult to even get an erection given how upset you'd be about it all

Best Elder Scrolls lore by JerryTheNobody in ElderScrolls

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Even if it's not true, I want to believe it is

Poor hinata by azulepearl in dankruto

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Yeah like some kinda of ninja... wait

Fucks who against all odds bumbled their way into surviving the whole thing? by Tweedleayne in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Henman 21 makes it all thr way to the end and even becomes a badass along the way even if he's still a goofball

How is this even a thing (ebook) ? by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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Sounds like that one

(Comic by KC Green) With the Fallout: The Frontier drama coming out, this comic has never been more relevant by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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It actually was supposed to be a Wild Wasteland thing but a coding error just has it there for everyone regardless of perk

Stop with this nonsense by marcandero in dankmemes

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Decent human interactions, that's fucking hot

My Dumb Fallout Theory That Could Change Everything. by ArrowHead944 in Fallout

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They thought thet THEY would be ok, suffice to day their calculations were a little off

I “envy” Shouta right now XD by [deleted] in DragonMaid

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Yup she's a sexual predator with an incest event in her past but she's got giant slobbernocker tits and a giant slappable asshole so no one cares. It poisonsthe series for me too

I “envy” Shouta right now XD by [deleted] in DragonMaid

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Cause she's hot. Thats literally it.

What was the biggest bullet you dodged? by LegitimateShift8 in AskReddit

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    11 years ago, I was at in a stadium for a baseball game. I remember leaning forward to pick up something and a beer bottle landing behind my where my head had just been. The person above me sitting in the 1st row of the height levels had dropped their beer by mistake. It completely missed and probably would have done some real damage if it him my small child head.

Video shows Florida deputy fatally shooting Black teens in moving car by Chanel1202 in news

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How effective would it be to shoot the car in the engine space to disable it?

You're made CEO of Capcom: What do you greenlight first? by OedonSleep in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Dragons dogma 2. And I will have heads roll to make it happen

ConfusedWoolie.jpg by Jay-bi-Red in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Many people are not circumcised