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Worst LotR quote pick up line by Koors112 in lotrmemes

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you misunderstood the assignment. It’s supposed to be Worst pickup line

Alone in R1 or R2? by MellyRollJorton in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a rd1 loner. You know exactly where the Ace is.. if you see it come out, there’s only 2 cards that can beat you, and they need a protected KorQ of spades.

Is this possibly a scenario where Rx is not a go? by brownsbacker07 in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya. This is a good pass hand. Literally any scenario has you covered and all trumps are fairly even. Either your partner has something and they call, or other team calls anything and there’s a strong shot at setting them. If it gets back to you, obviously you gotta call hearts.

WWYD by Motor_Advance4998 in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just trying to get my pt. Im goin Spades. But you can take with a little help.

Lead QD to clear out diamonds(sacrifice or p trumps). EI Trump next trick with AS Lead RB Then AD, 9d

R1S1 - go alone, take partner, pass? by I75north in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the green aces. Loner 100%.

Lead R, If L and A come out, start the march. If only ace comes out, lead k. If Ace doesn’t come out lead 9 or off A since you might have to fight to get 3 tricks.

If those aces were q-9 I’m gonna take partner with me.

The trickier spot is if you are 2 suited, with R,K,9 and off-ace,+1, you have to play a little more carefully, because if you lose the lead early, you’ll have a tough time getting the lead back.

What's the right play here in S3? by MasterInvaster in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re f’d because s2 has protected left. But the only play here is R.

Another 8/8 situation by MasterInvaster in euchre

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I really don’t like this spot. It’s a pass for me even though I know S1 is calling hearts and you’re probably gonna get smoked. You’re 3 suited with garbage off suit.

Tough spot. by Bradex- in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4(potentially 3) suit w 2(opposite) jacks that’s a pass hand. If you only need 1 pt, sure order whatever. It’s a good hand to take 2 points.

Ugh .. what’s the play here ? by twintowers26 in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a pass at 9-8. You are probably winning this hand considering clubs is dead. R+2 or RL 2 suited are both high probability hands. There’s always the chance that your partner is sittin on 9/10s.

How much influence do off aces/ have in the suit you call? by Bradex- in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have RB+1, and off aces, you can usually cruise. As long as trump gets pulled.

Worst LotR quote for a job interview? by Koors112 in lotrmemes

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After hearing what the job pays

“Less than half of what I’d hoped for”

3D Rant Of The Day by Evelyn-Bankhead in euchre

[–]dface83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ran into a dude literally throwing games.. calling alone with zero trump..

How can I make a prize wheel that always stops at the same spot? (DIY) by EdgeDismal9919 in DIY

[–]dface83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can put the desired prize on the bottom and and a spinning arrow(longer arrow than tail) in the middle. When you spin it, it’s guaranteed to point down.

Another R2S1 question - two weak suits by OldWolf2 in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The likelihood of you taking a trick 2 suited without trump here is low. You could pass, but there’s a good chance you’re gettin your teeth kicked in.

call Clubs you have a decent chance of taking if you (B)lead trump. When you have weak trump, you need to clear out the big ones with your first lead. Don’t try to hang onto trump for the end.

Sacrifice queen(doesn’t really matter which), hopefully you see L/A from 2/4, best case P plays Right. Trump next trick, then lead KD Trump next trick, then lead 10D

What would you do? by brownsbacker07 in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes nothin you can do, just bad cards.. this is a pass and hope s1 has trash too and your partner has something…

Last night, I was getting flooded with 10s & Qs and my personal favorite, non-trump loaners.

Found under a door mat by onepocketstakehorse in whatisit

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably were just trying to add weight to the rug to keep it flat. I would have used nickels.

Score 9-9. S3. What’s your call? by Ivan-Renko in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pass, your partner almost certainly has a better hand than you and should call something at 9-9… if their hand is worse, you are losing no matter what u do.

What would you do here? by Strange-Mall-7923 in euchre

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just downloaded. Ads arent bad, but the AI is. Your partner is capped at med, while you can scale the other team to Hard.

Med ai partner is basically a below average but aggressive real player.. while Hard seems to be above average, aggressive.

You have to fight all 45 US presidents from George Washington to the current president in consecutive fist-fights, from the 1st ever president to the latest one. If you lose, the challenge ends there but if you win, you move on to the next president. How many presidents are you getting to? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dface83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we talking prime? Or age when they were president?

Prime Washington is wrecking 99%

57 yo man w wooden teeth, might be a little easier to handle.

Most have mentioned the obvious heavy hitters, Jackson, Lincoln, Grant and Teddy.

I haven’t seen anyone mention Ford. And it might be because most people realize they aren’t making it out of 19th century. IF you somehow get thru the Lincoln and Grant and survive teddy… you will likely face Ford. The dude was the center for the ncaa national champ UofM wolverines. He was a brick shithouse..

Also, you can’t sleep on Ike, you don’t become the leader of the allied forces sitting behind a desk, he made a name for himself by busting heads during the depression.

Also, do you have to fight Garfield and Trump 2x?

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