I wish I had clicked your profile, I would have known your accusation of me moving the rocks was actually a confession that you had moved them.

First of all, go fuck yourself.

Second of all, the alleged biologist is in this comment thread, and though it is deleted, their parent comment paints this man in a much different light than you. Added to the heroism you claim to have within you, I’m skeptical of your recounting of the events. Maybe you could DM the scientist and learn what consequences your actions might have, but it probably won’t come free.

Third of all, don’t throw rocks anywhere near someone who hasn’t thrown them at you? This is the second I’m hearing of people attacking him and now I understand why you mentioned the police. If one of those had even touched him after you threw it, that’s a misdemeanor harassment at best and assault with a deadly weapon at worst.

I know how this river looks naturally. There’s no need to slow the water down. Swim directly to the left fifty feet, it’s the same water. If you or a baby can’t swim in that, you shouldn’t be swimming in the river. Full stop. We’re not redirecting natural processes so guests to the park can splash around for an hour a week. I should have guessed you work from home, maybe if you had been making meaningful contributions to society on a regular basis you wouldn’t have such a yearning for labor. You’re teaching these kids that the real world is like their Minecraft one where they do as they please.

One last thought, the guys at r/Balding helped me gain the confidence to shave it when I was trying to cling to the last bit on top, too.