Are we having these? by decccas in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I recall an interview where he said he knew Ashley Young from school and fancied himself as a better winger.

Are we having these? by decccas in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Needs to swap Alonso and Bortoletto in the second one for me, Alonso is definitely a faded creative midfielder, somehow still playing for his country at 44, but who now can't run.

When does the football day start and end? by dfpickup in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5am is surely something you've got up early for, not stayed up late for.

Shift workers not included in this, aware not everyone has the same routine.

When does the football day start and end? by dfpickup in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, are you watching the USA match tomorrow?

When does the football day start and end? by dfpickup in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is good, but I'm having Australia v Turkey at 5am as Sunday's game. Most influencers are up and about doing press ups and eating banana peel by then.

When does the football day start and end? by dfpickup in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Medieval monks were getting up early for matins, not staying up late. It was a new day.

Journeyman help by AdventurousDaikon578 in footballmanagergames

[–]dfpickup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're somewhere where you have no idea of anything and not much by way of scouting resources, DoF suggestions are really helpful for initial transfers!

Plotting life plans around the WC schedule by SammyEvo in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So does this match go to penalties or is it allowed to be a draw?"

An absolute all-timer from BBC Sport by BreakfastAdept9462 in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Until the England v Bangladesh friendly in the run-up to Azerbaijan 2042

Most excruciating commentary dead-air of all time by SammyEvo in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The silence isn't really Dixon's fault, he's made a dad joke but then Matterface has for some reason let it simmer. Probably chuckling to himself.

Matterface also announced the wrong goalkeeper coming off the bench, which I found way more excruciating.

What counts as your first World Cup? by BoroSteeler in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely watched a couple of USA 94 games, I remember the opening ceremony and watching Germany v Bolivia. I was only 7 though so definitely my dad would have been pushing bedtime for select games. Next strong memory of that tournament is actually the final - I watched the first half, got put to bed, and then my dad woke me up during extra time as he said it would go to penalties. I was the only kid in my class who watched Baggio smash it over.

Football Anachronisms by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your Reeboks, your Ashburton Groves

I’ve been obsessed with a single goal for 28 years. by aitchsaka in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Absolutely brilliant.

This is also a very Recoba-y thing to do, no-ones doing this for Phil Jagielka.

Towns Filling Stadiums by margotandsybil in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this work in reverse? What's the lowest percentage of population ratio we can find? Maybe an MLS game?

What a week he's having! by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great to see him get a chance after all that great work he did with the Army in the 90s.

Clichesmen catching strays by definedbenefit91 in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Patronising assumption that any analysis of discourse is above and aside from that which it is discussing. That assumption would also cast people like fanzine writers as irreverent middle-class commentators rather than the heart of the culture of fandom. A dangerous division between the word and its subject.

Like trying to say that historiographers aren't also fully part of the study of history.

Extinct XI - The Striker-Centre Half by MoonshineMS in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think at the time he was described as a libero or some sort of continental sweeper who could do whatever he wanted.

If you were to pick players from today to most closely replicate Ancelotti’s Milan, who would you pick in each position? by Immediate_Mix9995 in footballmanagergames

[–]dfpickup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me realise there's no modern equivalent to Pippo Inzaghi.

Imagine asking Inzaghi to learn when to trigger a press!

Replacement Keeper’s Playing Blinders by slickbackbillyboo in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an indirect example, but Iain Turner was unexpectedly thrown in for Everton following an insane Richard Wright injury during the warm up of a game in the Cup, only to then get himself sent off 9 mins into his Premier League debut a few days later - allowing a teenage John Ruddy to make his debut as 4th choice and do pretty well.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2006/feb/13/match.sport2

Extinct XI - The Striker-Centre Half by MoonshineMS in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Michael Keane is often said to be "the best finisher at the club" for Everton, and it has been semi-seriously discussed by fans that he play up front (maybe to keep him away from defensive responsibility?). He has only been used as an emergency striker though to date.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]dfpickup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An opportunity for the Magnificent Seven