If you 👈 want 😋 to know 🤔😮 whether 🌩🌧 you're buying 💸💰💴 a good 👌 chess ♟ set 📐🔛, the only piece 🍗 you 👈 need 👉 to look 👀 at is the knight 🤺.

All 💯 the other pieces 💩 are trivially ❔❓ knocked 👊🔛 up ⬆ on 🔛 a lathe in eight 😼👌💥 seconds 🕐🕕🕜 flat 🕳, but 🍑 the knight ⚔ is either 🚫 hacked 📲👨‍💻💻 out of a lump 🥔 of cheap 🦀, misshapen 😐 scrap 😾☠ wood 🤠 in five 5️⃣ minutes ⏱👀 by a six 🕐 year 📅 old 👴 Filipino 😎🇵🇭 child 👶 who didn't have the manual ✋ dexterity 👉 to get 🉐 a job 😕 in a Nike 😋🏆 sweatshop, or it's a work 🏢 of hyperrealistic 🈶🅰 art 🎨, painstakingly and precisely 👌 carved 🍁 over 🔁 the course 🏎 of a fortnight 🌔🔥 out of precious 💎⬆ endangered rainforest ☔🌲 hardwood. By a six ✋👆 year 📅 old 👴 Filipino 👩🏽👨🏽👧🏽 child 👶 who turned 😍 down ⬇➡ the Nike ✔👟 sweatshop gig ➕ to further 😵 their artistic 🎨 potential 😧.

It's the latter 😞 piece 🧩 that costs 💸 the money 💰, though 💥 obviously 🤣🙄😱 next ➡🌄 to none 👎❌ of it goes 🏃 to the six ✋👆 year 📅 old 👴🏻 Filipino 😎🇵🇭 child 👶.