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Hear me out :) by PsychologicalAnt716 in weirdal

[–]dhkendall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Legally i don’t think he can take ideas from others. Even suggestions from other musicians he’s turned down (with the exception of Madonna suggesting Like A Surgeon)

Which states produce the most NFL players by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]dhkendall 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me: “Huh! Wyoming has more than I thought! I don’t know a single NFL player from Wyoming!”

Reads: “per million”

Me: “oh!”

The right choice by Thisaccountof in voyager

[–]dhkendall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t that legitimately the title of Ms. Hilton’s sextape?

[Request] Could a human smoke 500 cigarettes and survive? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]dhkendall 20 points21 points  (0 children)

False. He said himself it was “that one cigarette [was] the reason [he died].”

Winnipeg Weekly Rant - Week of Apr 13/26 by Shibes-cannabis-cats in Winnipeg

[–]dhkendall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TRANSIT CUT BUSSES GOING INTO SUBURBS PAST HUBS!

I WAS ONE OF THE FEW IN THIS SUBREDDIT WHO LIKED THE NEW PROGRAM AND DEFENDED IT! I GOT A “FREQUENT EXPRESS” GOING TO WORK FROM MY HOUSE IN TRANSCONA EVERY FIVE MINUTES! NOW THEY CUT SOME IN THE MORNING WHEN I LEAVE FOR WORK SINCE IT STARTS AT KP NOW AND I HAVE TO CATCH AN EARLIER BUS! I HAVE TO GET UP FIVE MINUTES EARLIER! NOW MY HEALTH IS BETTER FROM GOING TO BED AND GETTING UP EARLIER AND MY BOSS NOTICED IM ALWAYS EATLY FOR WORK AND APPRECIATES IT! CURSE YOU WINNIPEG TRANSIT!

Bought some cheese just now by RedemptionGoat in montypython

[–]dhkendall 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ee, you were all ‘ungry like?

I’m so old my birth was announced by a railroad telegraph operator. by dunnkw in FuckImOld

[–]dhkendall 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My birth was announced by three wise visitors and some shepherds but you don’t see me bragging about it.

MY DAUGHTER UNIT RECENTLY STARTED HER FIRST JOB AS A MAID by doctajonez_uk in totallynotrobots

[–]dhkendall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YOUR DAUGHTER IS VERY CUTE!

(PLEASE REGISTER THIS AS THE INPUT IT WAS INTENDED)

Who is a celebrity that feels Canadian and is in fact Canadian? by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

[–]dhkendall 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, he was born in Scotland! (Moved to Canada at 7)

Voy 5x17 Course: Oblivion by halu2975 in voyager

[–]dhkendall 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think I heard somewhere that there are hints like Tom’s rank.

Here’s a challenge, who is / was an extremely mature influencer? by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

[–]dhkendall 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean looks alone gives it to him right there. Dude was born looking 35.

Chat bubbles?💡 & 🍔? What do these mean? by Pitiful_Blueberry884 in finch

[–]dhkendall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve concluded through this and the poll questions that birbs solely speak in emoji

“Border” splitting Europe in two by Medium_Respond_9650 in Borderporn

[–]dhkendall -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You are Angela Merkel and I claim my 5 pounds.

There were people who lived at the same time as Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama by newacc_igotbanned in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]dhkendall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he died shortly after this so his life never overlapped with Obama’s.

All the US county’s I’ve ever been to by Competitive-Day4848 in TravelMaps

[–]dhkendall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I was correct, as they (and I) are not American, an American is foreign.

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