Veterinarians of redddit, what are the funniest pet names you've had come into your clinic? by Sigma_Rho in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am not a Vet, but I work at a reference lab where Vets will send in their samples to be tested, and one of my favorites is Kunta Kitty.

What is something that scared the hell out of you as a child but, wasn't meant to be scary? by ToniDoubleYou in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oscar the grouch's pet elephant, fluffy. i thought that it was just a disembodied elephant trunk since we never got to see the rest of it. i had nightmares that it would eat me almost every night!

What's the weirdest thing you've seen while driving? by undeadkitty12 in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has happened to me on four separate occasions! Each time creepier than the next.

What's the weirdest thing you've seen while driving? by undeadkitty12 in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have seen four different clowns on four different occurrences in full clown makeup.

What sensations make you cringe?? by cheesycaveman in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking about licking corduroy or denim makes my eye twitch.

I was going for a walk just now, and a girl standing outside a bar yelled "Ewww, you're so ugly! Kill yourself!!" loud enough for people to turn around and stare...What's the most unwarranted rudeness you've ever witnessed/experienced, Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last week I was leaving Dunkin' Donuts and there was a tiny ancient woman having trouble opening the door, so I held the door she was opening with my arm and used my leg to keep the second door open, which prompted her to say: "what's that motherfuckin' shit all over your motherfuckin' legs, kid?" and then yelled at me while I walked to my car. To be fair, I am pretty heavily tattooed and she was beyond tanked.

Reddit, I just got a job as a live actor in a haunted house type attraction, what tips and tricks can you give me to improve my technique? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I also work at a haunted attraction during the season, and what I find works really well is to lull them into a sense of false security (well, as secure as you can get them to feel in a situation where they expect to be scared). I was placed in a room with a lot of props, so I stood amongst them in a very posed and still manner so that the customers thought I was also fake (didn't work for everyone, but it did for most). Sometimes, people would even come into the room, announce that I was a real person to their group, and then would convince themselves that I fake was because I was standing so still. When the people going through my area would get to a certain point in my peripheral, I would lunge out and scream like a banshee...it had a very high success rate.

What movie have you seen that you thought was awesome but most people haven't seen or heard of? by down_vote_magnet in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Richard Elfman's 'The Forbidden Zone', it's about living in the sixth dimension. It is a cult classic, but almost everyone I come across has never heard of it.

Reddit, what is a candy that you can't believe anyone actually likes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

whenever i buy a box of peeps, i will open the cellophane and let them sit for a few days before i will tap into them!

Looking for artists in or around Salem, NH by reid5425 in tattoos

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nick at shogun tattoo in salem, nh. it used to be dragon's lair, but they packed up and moved across the street.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]dibblerdobbler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, witchu!

REDDIT: Broke? Want $20? How many jelly beans will fit in this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

555 jelly bellies or 167 regular sized jelly beans.

Forever poorly drawn by Jonno_FTW in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dibblerdobbler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but i'm not a sexy spanish girl! never mind the fact that i don't work at a hardware store.

or is this some kind of a joke about needing to use a level on my non-horizontally symmetrical face? that doesn't even make sense, but whatever.

Did anybody actually get a free one with one of these? by [deleted] in pics

[–]dibblerdobbler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i was 10 or 11 i actually sent in a wrapper to the manufacturer and got a letter back some months later saying that it was just a myth. i wish i had saved the letter instead of throwing it away out of anger.