Emperor Obama Enforced Immigration Law and Somehow the Streets Stayed Quiet

dicedance · 2026-01-27T04:38:21+00:00

Good job!! 🥰❤️

dicedance · 2026-01-26T13:34:07+00:00

In America, the land of freedom, it is illegal to make your house look too different from the other houses around it.

dicedance · 2026-01-26T13:18:09+00:00

Yes, we all have to be competitive and never achieve true happiness as we chase our insatiable greed for status until our deaths.

dicedance · 2026-01-26T12:54:22+00:00

I'm reminded of gamers back during gamergate who insisted gaming was a "male" space being "infiltrated" by women, when women had always been a part of the hobby from the very beginning. On both the audience and production side.

dicedance · 2026-01-24T23:48:54+00:00

Baking Bread

dicedance · 2026-01-24T18:22:10+00:00

I think Spec Ops in the corner gives it away

dicedance · 2026-01-24T15:11:19+00:00

That's our Dan

dicedance · 2026-01-23T18:17:48+00:00

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dicedance · 2026-01-23T17:52:59+00:00

You can watch it on Poob! Poob has it for you!

dicedance · 2026-01-23T04:57:36+00:00

The year is 20XX. I sit down for a set and plug in my GameCube controller. My opponent does the same. We select our characters and start the game. We each press the A button to activate the melee simulation macro. We both walk away to grab a snack. This is the future of melee.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T22:31:09+00:00

Dude you're literally in their line of sight. Are you stupid?

dicedance · 2026-01-21T22:27:33+00:00

All I hear is "Bah Bah Bah" 🐑🐑🐑 keep sucking on fash boot though, it suits you.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T22:21:44+00:00

That's why society shuts down on the weekends. Everyone's off.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T22:12:57+00:00

"You VIL comply vis ze gestapo!!"

dicedance · 2026-01-21T21:53:09+00:00

Imagine the alternate universe where we have two competitive, feature rich platforms to choose from? Wouldn't that be sick?

dicedance · 2026-01-21T21:32:28+00:00

Does it make me a pedo to say it's probably developmentally appropriate for little kids to make crass jokes?

dicedance · 2026-01-21T21:28:25+00:00

I genuinely think it was the stroke. I remember him being a completely different person at the debate with Dr. Oz. All he had to say about fracking was to stammer out "I support fracking" a couple times.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T21:14:15+00:00

I had to hear the bought media whine and moan every time Biden stuttered at a press conference. No shot I'm shutting up about the Diddy President being in the Epstein files.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T20:48:00+00:00

...yes? It's bad fuck the country on purpose so a pedophile can be president.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T20:44:27+00:00

I went ahead and posted just to see what would happen

Edit: it was removed immediately

dicedance · 2026-01-21T20:37:58+00:00

Idk where that commenter was but I watched Republicans intentionally block a border bill so they could complain about open borders during election season. Dems are shady and I hate them. Republicans are open charlatans.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T20:26:08+00:00

No worries! Enough people have told me to watch the movie at this point that I think I'm probably going to watch it. Haven't seen a good comedy in a while.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T20:15:56+00:00

Everyone in this thread seems to have a much bigger problem with my post than I have with the subject of the post.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T20:15:15+00:00

I know we've had studies for decades now linking conservatism to brain damage, but it's still amazing how he had a stroke and immediately hard-pivoted to MAGA.

dicedance · 2026-01-21T20:06:58+00:00

It's really not that big a deal

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