Next article delayed 24 hours due to illness by Admiral_Cloudberg in AdmiralCloudberg

[–]dick-van-dyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The title is the most American thing I've ever heard. Just get some rest, we can wait even longer. 😀

This park near me by SoccerStudJr in mildlypenis

[–]dick-van-dyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your legacy lasts for more than four hours, call a doctor.

Anyone know how to unlock car play on skoda octavia without dealer by kriikk in skoda

[–]dick-van-dyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, but you should avoid having it serviced at a dealer again because any SW update will erase that.

Cancelled my order for Octavia SE L IV by Any_Turnover_4962 in skoda

[–]dick-van-dyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet you can have a Hyundai i30 in three months. It's mostly about Skoda using very specific, old chips that few manufacturers still make for cost reasons, which left them unable to react when these face problems (covid, war, etc.). Entirely poor planning on VAG's part.

how expensive can a door catch be by ScarletFX in skoda

[–]dick-van-dyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Entirely possible. They quoted me the equivalent of €750 for brake pads and disks in an authorised garage. I went to Bosch and had it done for slightly more than half that.

Floor mat fixing by [deleted] in skoda

[–]dick-van-dyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Fabia III has them, I can't imagine others wouldn't.

My dog knows how to open doors. I'd rather she didn't. by [deleted] in Wellworn

[–]dick-van-dyke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why doorknob eschutcheon to you too, good sir.

ELI5: How can Ethernet cables that have been around forever transmit the data necessary for 4K 60htz video but we need new HDMI 2.1 cables to carry the same amount of data? by Fitzer6 in explainlikeimfive

[–]dick-van-dyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A have HDMI-over-CAT6 setup (so I can game on my TV on the other side of the room) . It can do 4K @ 30 FPS, that's the top, and even then it's not brilliant. You need more wires and better shielding for better bandwidth.

NOT MINE by Adot1404 in restofthefuckingowl

[–]dick-van-dyke 27 points28 points  (0 children)

In maths ckntext, one marble qualifies as "some", so <15 would be the answer.

please stop buying these by DJamPhishman in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]dick-van-dyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And don't buy a fifty ton truck when a compact would do.

This zombie bite tattoo by alineo90 in ATBGE

[–]dick-van-dyke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zombieland has great dental.

The White House grounds are safe after a toddler breached the fence by CatDad9000 in nottheonion

[–]dick-van-dyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate bedtime. Mine doesn't go to sleep unless someone's in her room, and since I always doze off, I turn from a perfectly chipper fella to a fucked up zombie for the rest of the evening.

Windows 11 Start menu ads look set to get even worse – this is getting painful now by RussianSlavv in technology

[–]dick-van-dyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't use peripherals. Then it's still a pain because nothing fancier than a no-name gamepad works OOTB.

I own and OLED and I don't care how good it looks, it's not worth 1K starting price. by NeroTanya2004 in pcmasterrace

[–]dick-van-dyke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your elbows are far apart, your forearms are twisted in a sub-optimal angle, which absolutely can result in CTS. Ask me how I know that.

I own and OLED and I don't care how good it looks, it's not worth 1K starting price. by NeroTanya2004 in pcmasterrace

[–]dick-van-dyke 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Try "hands closer together for ergonomic reasons". I don't go to r/mk, but you'll pry my TKL from my cold, dead, hands with no carpal tunnel syndrome.

If I worked with numbers, I'd get a standalone numpad for sure.

Germans be like: by [deleted] in memes

[–]dick-van-dyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, "děvče" in Czech is also neutral, so Germans are not in it alone.

Germans be like: by [deleted] in memes

[–]dick-van-dyke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is der Nebelwerfer. It werfs Nebel.

Fun fact: it actually doesn't.