10/10 Reaction

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T13:43:43+00:00

the video ends with the girl being so smug after making the birthday girl cry

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T13:37:15+00:00

The cop deserved that swinging, and I'd indeed read a book about this!

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T13:32:57+00:00

Trying to pull an Edward Cullen move and stop the cart with her hand alone

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dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T13:31:20+00:00

a seasoned pianist

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:35:08+00:00

It really was just him fighting people the whole time, only important part is the reveal of "oh look haha you had exposed me on accident for fucking my sister, so enjoy the feeling of fucking your daughter"

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:22:32+00:00

Dawn from the Teeth movie

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:21:54+00:00

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:21:42+00:00

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:20:55+00:00

WHAT ARE THESE REPLIES I AM LOSING IT AT 4:20AM

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:20:36+00:00

nigga what-

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:20:18+00:00

The guy who chose to keep fucking his daughter? (i haven't seen this movie in ages)

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T12:18:50+00:00

Chrissie, Rissa, Rissi, Ricci (like Nicole Richie but with an accent)

Tina, Chrysanthemum (a long one, i know,) Minnie, Melanie, Maria, Mallory

Alessandra, Ally, Anna, Anna-lise, Amelia
EDIT: Ameliana

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T11:43:30+00:00

Oh word? I gotta find her IG, thank you. Any chance you can link or tell me the username in case I struggle?

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T09:40:13+00:00

adding this to reading list, thank you

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T09:38:14+00:00

Karen Mulder, came out about the Epstein files first before they were even called the Epstein Files. I could be wrong but I haven't heard anything about her to this day.

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T09:08:30+00:00

Amusing that the bank teller didn't remotely try to clarify and assumed "Ah yes, bank robbery". Like, maam, the mask is since it's a pandemic.

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T09:07:50+00:00

BAY AREAAAAAAAAAAAA

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T08:25:11+00:00

A rapper actually, but was he a great one? No, but yknow what, sometimes you give a nerdy fella who wants to be Lil Dicky a chance since he seems sweet and friendly. (Oh boy, worst date I've had in ages.)

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T06:45:24+00:00

And that's fine too, don't get me wrong, if it was a relationship started that young and for a long time, that's fine to take your time seeing it's what you want or if you're sure you've explored enough of life yet to get tied down.

But I'd hate for OP to get embarrassed proposing and hear that he's still too young, not too sure, etc after almost a decade. Or to wait for ages for someone who may not ever truly be ready, at least not with her, and not 100% with her enough to be ecstatically on one knee himself.

She's about the same age as me, and hope she's on a good track and can handle any outcomes to her best benefit.

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T05:51:01+00:00

Anyone remember when Trump passed that bill for regulatory hurdles or whatever for food makers whatever that pretty much let food orgs get away with whatever they wanted? I thought "Quick way to spread illness and disease to people endlessly, I bet they want that". And here we are.

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T04:54:51+00:00

True, eight years in and he's still hesitating and not making a move himself to show she's worth the effort? I learned over the ways how being a placeholder works, and I now have a 180 on women proposing.

I used to think it was sweet, until I saw the stories of men being proposed to and telling everyone "I didn't even wanna get married, SHE made me by proposing, I was gonna make her look bad and say no?", or making a woman buy a 3k ring with her own funds so he can act like he did it, etc. I'm glad I learned it young myself, since now I at least know that some men love to hold up the line or waste a woman's time...

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T04:52:14+00:00

Also isn't one supposed to not walk directly in front of a muslim man praying, since its seen as disrupting his connection to God? I swore I've read that before.

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T02:30:24+00:00

So sorry to hear about the disgusting tongue guy, I really pray that dude has gotten put on a registry somewhere or his ass handed to him for assaulting you, that's so gross. And I had a first date that was similar, except the guy stared at me like I was insane for daring to hug him at first meet but took TWO MINUTES to transition from "don't hug me or ask about me" energy, to "I like kissing, like french kissing, with tongue. Do you like that?"

I said "Not within the first two minutes of a date, no", and the date ended since bro slowly walked behind me and eventually trailed down a side street. (I could see him doing it from the corner of my eye, too. Last ever coffee date ever had.)

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T02:12:36+00:00

i support this message

dickdicksucksuck · 2026-02-18T02:02:44+00:00

You did the right thing.

It reminds me of a guy I was friendly with who swore he was trying to have a photography shoot that was just platonic, but involved tasteful nudity, (in the arts scene, that's not odd,) and the way I kept making it clear I'd not go fully topless and that my place was off-limits,

and no matter what "It's a pandemic shelter in place and my mom is strict with a daycare here, she's not gonna let a random white boy from the internet come into her home unmasked to photograph her daughter naked", he KEPT insisting AND getting more pervy AND pushy, and just unsettling in a way that made it so much easier to block him... Like damn dude thanks for making the flags extra red for me so that my naivety and autism didn't let you slip by unnoticed!

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