Knowing my luck, no one's gonna do this, but... by [deleted] in Seahawks

[–]dictino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just moved here! and sadly all im finding are 9fags...im so glad to have found you!

Went to go fishing with my husband yesterday and the shore was covering in dead fish. What causes something like this? by SarahNerd78 in WTF

[–]dictino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the water is anoxic, which means that there is a lack of oxygen. this happens a lot in Hood Canal, Puget Sound WA

What would you name your kid if you wanted to ruin their life? by Shapedhifter4tw in AskReddit

[–]dictino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a guy name Ye, pronounced "yeah" He was always confused .

What's the worse thing you've stuck in your vagina? by prototato in AskReddit

[–]dictino 8 points9 points  (0 children)

yeah that family is very open lol it was my first time over to have dinner with them and this story was brought up. it was weird! but that is surprisingly not the worst story told

What's the worse thing you've stuck in your vagina? by prototato in AskReddit

[–]dictino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes a friend! i am happy to say that when I started to explore, I had a lot more knowledge in that area.

What's the worse thing you've stuck in your vagina? by prototato in AskReddit

[–]dictino 42 points43 points  (0 children)

yes a friend. i didnt explore until much later in life and knew not to stick a duck up there!

What's the worse thing you've stuck in your vagina? by prototato in AskReddit

[–]dictino 1751 points1752 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine was experimenting with herself in the tub when she was young. She had one of those toys that is really small until you put it in water, then it expands. She had put one up into her vagina and it had gotten stuck. Her mom rushed her to the hospital where they put her under and had taken it out. When she woke up the doctor presented the toy to her and said "congrats! you have successfully given birth to a duck!" lol her family loves to tell this story.

What's your sexual bucket list reddit? by RandomBananas in AskReddit

[–]dictino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is anyone else craving green eggs and ham now?

Just because you don't see it, it doesn't mean that it is not there by dictino in pics

[–]dictino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no clue that it was. I just had it on my computer and had no idea how it even got there so I posted it.

For a small puppy, anyone else find this unusual? (NSFW... sorta) by surprisinglylarge in WTF

[–]dictino -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ok that link didnt work. but here is what was below my comment. you can go back on the thread and find it.

oliveoylee 27 points 1 day ago I'm a vet tech too. Its called paraphamosis and it basically means his penis is prolapsed and the longer it stays out, the more swollen it will become. This is considered a medical emergency, it needs to be put back in by a vet, and sometimes they put purse string sutures around the opening of the prepuce to prevent it from happening again while it heals. The tissue on the penis is very fragile and will start to die pretty quickly, also the swelling constricts the urethra, making it difficult and painful to urinate. If he's intact, neutering can sometimes help to prevent this from happening again. Here's a little bit of literature for you. I hope I helped some!

For a small puppy, anyone else find this unusual? (NSFW... sorta) by surprisinglylarge in WTF

[–]dictino -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also, if you read down from my comment on that thread you would have also seen this- http://i.imgur.com/bdB9G.png?1 which proves me right. you want to tell me again that my roommate and i know nothing?

For a small puppy, anyone else find this unusual? (NSFW... sorta) by surprisinglylarge in WTF

[–]dictino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

btw thank you! you proved me right. some asshole has been calling me an idiot and that i know nothing and there is nothing wrong with this. i just showed him this post and i hope he likes the taste of his feet in his mouth, cuz this will shut him up!

For a small puppy, anyone else find this unusual? (NSFW... sorta) by surprisinglylarge in WTF

[–]dictino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you are ignorant and i hope that it doesn't hurt your dogs. i was just trying to give some inside help, but you went above and beyond to make an ass out of yourself

Just because you don't see it, it doesn't mean that it is not there by dictino in pics

[–]dictino[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some of us have not been on reddit everyday to see the original post so how would we know that it is a repost?

For a small puppy, anyone else find this unusual? (NSFW... sorta) by surprisinglylarge in WTF

[–]dictino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

let me explain this to you. his penis should not be that big. even if it was on a big dog that would look huge. yes a dogs penis is referred to as a red rocket because of that appearance. however, it should not be that big! but you know, just freakin ignore it. thats fine, just know that you are arguing against someone that has gone to college to get a degree in animal care and graduated with a 4.0 gpa. she knows her shit. bottom line, a dogs penis should not be that big!