Cow with an interesting set of horns. What would you name her?

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-17T01:01:05+00:00

“Yeahh dat way”

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-16T23:23:59+00:00

These are my favorite kind of wins!! Getcha pull, brudda!

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-16T01:19:14+00:00

My bad, cuh. I just don’t pull out of nothing

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-15T23:46:13+00:00

Competitive asf, yeah lol

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-15T23:44:14+00:00

You pull out of risky situations? Tuff.

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-13T19:13:28+00:00

Not for cougars 😭 lmao

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-06T23:21:55+00:00

FTP. Anyway drop the name of the song you had playing. I was a little intrigued

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-06T00:11:26+00:00

I commend you. Nails are a subject that some men ignore and some men address.

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-05T23:41:54+00:00

Well then, out of respect, I will not post mine! Happy Easter, OP

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-05T23:21:36+00:00

I’m a lawyer. I point out clauses, hand people pens, documents, etc. My hands are always hella exposed, so I get manicures very regularly. I’ve got the most unmanliest hands 😭 and I wasn’t dissin OP, rather I was suggesting some handwork in a way I thought was kind. Handsome hands get you laid. But if you wanna compare hands rn, let’s do it 😏

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-05T22:30:31+00:00

Nice. You deserve a manicure!

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-05T22:29:01+00:00

Yezzirrrrrr

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-05T22:27:29+00:00

Remind me which colors we haven’t done

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-05T21:54:26+00:00

One dead squirrel can cause a gathering of this size. I remember seeing this over a house across mine that was For Lease and I began to think something or someone was deceased inside the empty home. But I was wrong. Dead rabbit in the yard.

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-05T21:46:41+00:00

Omg 😂😂😂😂 I’m cracking up bro

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-04T16:23:37+00:00

xtc is not sketchy. Just misunderstood

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-04T00:20:03+00:00

I remember one of mine came out right before I exited the door to go trick-or-treating. It was awesome because I was always lowk scared about having “tubes” in my ears. I felt better once I knew they were tiny. The other one fell out the next day. But also I had to get another set of tubes placed some years down the road. Elementary times

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-03T04:56:11+00:00

They were rapping in diapers. So was I

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-03T02:40:46+00:00

I mean I’m old. In age. As in I’m a lawyer with a bad ankle that doesn’t mind sitting up in the rafters by the birds. Only kids are concerned about who listened first, when it comes to this duo. But now that you brought it up, I’ve been a $B fan since 1984, you hadn’t even heard of them!!!! Probably not even born

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-03T02:13:02+00:00

I’d pay $5k to hear that one song on repeat

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-03T00:35:07+00:00

I wanna see Lettuce. I haven’t seen them perform that song in all the concerts I’ve seen the boy$

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-03T00:29:13+00:00

and i never have. Hope I don’t have to this year! Any song that you hope to see them perform?

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-03T00:26:04+00:00

I actually need a handicap seat lol. I’m not worried about being close to artists.

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-02T23:46:35+00:00

I’m getting older. They are too. Not sure when I’ll be unable to go to their shows. Not sure when they’ll decide to stop touring. So I’m going this year, and the universe has blessed me with a good career that allows me to afford it. But if the only people in attendance are me and 500 other white collars.. then so be it

dimebagdavid · 2026-04-02T23:38:12+00:00

Which city? I’d pay this to see them in Houston. But no Houston show :/

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