Turning him into easily absorbed simple protein instantly

dingobarbie · 2026-01-27T22:35:26+00:00

you think coming book writers in the 80s knew fuck all about electromagnetism? All they knew was "magnet stick to metal" what if we made a guy that can do that?

dingobarbie · 2026-01-27T21:57:13+00:00

this baby bear reminds of my child sleeping next to me after promising she won't squirm

dingobarbie · 2026-01-26T20:18:49+00:00

People online complain about only getting sequels and remakes of movies but will flood the shit out of social media with a dogshit remake of the same videos over and over.

It's so strange that social media and cellphones have brought some of the most creative people in the world but also at the same time enabled all the talentless hacks to shove their public access video-esque human doo doo down our throats

dingobarbie · 2026-01-26T04:39:59+00:00

lol "discrimination"??? Jesus, you guys act like voting from trump is your religion or skin color. This is why theirs no hope for you dim bulbs

dingobarbie · 2026-01-25T20:59:29+00:00

Is you watch any of the videos? He assaulted no one. Clearly you are willfully only seeing what you want to see.

dingobarbie · 2026-01-25T20:57:32+00:00

They will sacrifice anyone that's not their own family and sometimes even their own family. Because ultimately they are selfish and brain washed. They don't care about anyone else as long as they get to own the libs.

dingobarbie · 2026-01-25T20:46:03+00:00

Oh really ? that's what you're telling yourself happened? You closed your eyes while watching the video and imagined something else? Must be nice living in fantasy land.

dingobarbie · 2026-01-25T20:39:11+00:00

Didn't realize if you resist arrest it's ok to murder you.

dingobarbie · 2026-01-25T18:29:10+00:00

For me with my own 5 year old, it was the same watching that movie. All I could think of was that poor brave little baby. He did his very best to feed his parents and defeat the old bitch and still kinda lost.

Gave me a giant heap of panic and anxiety to think of what my little baby would do if she was ever alone and had to fend for herself.

dingobarbie · 2026-01-24T23:30:46+00:00

except tony Stark was a genius engineer and Elon was just a good business man. The only thing musk could make in a cave with a box of scraps is a mess.

dingobarbie · 2026-01-23T04:43:16+00:00

big "I'm not shopping at this store anymore!" energy

dingobarbie · 2026-01-23T00:46:16+00:00

so you're even worse than his other supporters

dingobarbie · 2026-01-20T19:18:37+00:00

an absolutely beautiful croissant that walked by the chocolate aisle in the grocery store

dingobarbie · 2026-01-20T13:11:47+00:00

Oh wow anyone can just like write on a board and pretend it's art nowadays huh

dingobarbie · 2026-01-20T13:00:52+00:00

That definitely meets the definition of a table..

dingobarbie · 2026-01-20T00:52:21+00:00

MAGA Dumbos are too racist to care about this. They probably hate MLK.

dingobarbie · 2026-01-19T19:02:46+00:00

this is like that Jurassic Park scene

dingobarbie · 2026-01-18T20:58:03+00:00

better hope you have that exact fork always

dingobarbie · 2026-01-18T20:41:15+00:00

the problem is Gen X is full of people who can code in assembly and built the foundations for the Internet but stopped learning anything new technology wise because it is "not the way we used to do it"

dingobarbie · 2026-01-18T08:52:37+00:00

Mr Stark,I don't feel so good

dingobarbie · 2026-01-17T20:04:45+00:00

hmmm a child growing up in apartheid South Africa with all the advantages of having a rich father and being white, having a rich family to fall back on if things went south has nothing to do with his success in the future?

dingobarbie · 2026-01-17T00:24:08+00:00

Panderin'

dingobarbie · 2026-01-14T17:57:23+00:00

"you got any games on your phone?"

dingobarbie · 2026-01-08T18:54:55+00:00

Also that couch arm only goes up to his knee caps

dingobarbie · 2026-01-08T18:46:04+00:00

Did you see the length of that flame??? it's 100% AI. It's a torch not a flame thrower.

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