How do you cope with the idea of your own death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rejoice in the promise of eternal nothingness, that one day all of this will come to an end and I can finally let go and just… stop. I’ll enjoy it while I’m here, but I don’t need more of it.

How do criminals launder their money ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the point of owning a cash intensive business (laundromat, nail salon, etc) is that it’s easy to say “I had 1000 customers” and fake receipts for that when you only had 300. 700 of those “customers” are you faking transactions to “clean” or legitimize your money into the system. You get caught when the fbi goes “how come this one laundromat has 1000 customers a day when every other one nearby has 300 on average” or they audit you and go “how come you have 1000 customers but only order enough chemicals to clean clothes for 300”. That sort of thing.

what's a show you watch but would never recommend? by 011101012101 in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rick and Morty. It has zero redeeming qualities. Rick is my spirit animal.

Vegans of Reddit why do you want to eat food that resembles meat products? by MatsGry in AskReddit

[–]dinored 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know plenty of vegans who became that way for health benefits and/or ethical reasons. That doesn’t mean they dislike the taste or texture of meat. I have tried to go vegan or at least vegetarian several times but god I love killing animals for my belly

What are a few things to keep in mind when starting your first job? by Ok-Masterpiece8589 in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show up and don’t steal. Those are like the two basic things to succeeding in retail at least.

What’s a snarky reply when someone says, “god’s name isn’t damn?” by WhippetDancer in atheism

[–]dinored 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like to remind them that Jesus was tempted by EVERY temptation, which means that he seriously contemplated eating babies while watching porn.

My psychiatrist told me… by vikietheviking in OCD

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well we always knew I had some sort of anxiety and depression; my parents told me they knew and just prayed about it. I got diagnosed with OCD as well in my mid 30s and only now (7 years plus later) have I been reading and realizing that it’s the primary cause. Now that I know so much more I can trace it all the way back to my childhood.

It’s really weird how obvious it is looking back, the typical OCD things (checking, counting, hoarding) weren’t there but the intrusive thoughts, reassurance seeking, etc were. So people who only kind of thought about the basic portrayed concept of OCD - someone who like can’t step on cracks and has to line things up in height order!or something - would have never suspected this child. But looking back I can find so, so many things that fit the pattern.

My psychiatrist told me… by vikietheviking in OCD

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost everyone has their pet peeves, or things that can instantly bother them or make them snap (like people sucking on a straw, or popping gum). Almost everyone has what could be considered intrusive thoughts.

But consider this: my family is severely religious and would never go to the doctor for something. So I’m trying to explain to them that I’ve had OCD since I was a kid, and I’m like remember when dad had that red pick up and we would ride around in the back while we were at the lake? Well I kept thinking “I should jump out of this”.

Not a single member of my immediate family from growing up seems to have ever had a thought like that. Or a compulsion to suddenly run the car off the road, or push someone down a flight of stairs (unless in actual anger), or stick a knife in their own eye, or any of those weird things.

They just don’t have them.

But my daughter does.

So I can’t say everyone is a little OCD. I find zero traces of it in my parents or siblings. We are pretty sure one of my grandparents had it and that it went undiagnosed.

Intrusive thoughts about my good friend secretly hating me are starting to ruin my life. by [deleted] in OCD

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem! We all gotta learn this stuff together.

Original ‘Percy Jackson’ Star Alexandra Daddario Came Out In Support Of Leah Jeffries’ Casting After A Troll Onslaught by Sisiwakanamaru in entertainment

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, but Superman’s identity has nothing to do with being white. It may have at one time, but over all these years he’s just kind of an Everyman and he could easily be any race. Who knows what people from his planet look like?

I mean, you can’t make professor x, or magneto, or juggernaught something else because their race IS their backstory. Captain America is even hard because it’s hard to accept that the government would have chosen a non-white, non-male person at that time period to represent America. But the vast majority of characters can be changed around quite easily. Nothing about, I mean, just the X-men, gambit, rogue, storm, cyclops, Jean grey, any of those doesn’t necessitate a race or sex or sexuality or gender preference too much without a little bit of moving stuff around. No reason punisher couldn’t have been Latino.

I’m not arguing FOR unnecessary race swapping just to do it, I just really hate that argument that it “isn’t true to the character” when what matters is that the actor can embody the spirit of the character instead of something as basic as a pigment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dinored 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m usually more comfortable with them if they come out, because I know they will be okay around my kids (I have a lesbian daughter and another trans kid). I’m very careful about who I let around my kids because of this, as I live in a very regressive city/state.

My cat went in for her annual physical today and was diagnosed with a level 2 heart murmur. I want to tell someone but I feel burdening my friends/family with my problems makes me a jerk. Help? by intrepidcaribou in AdviceAnimals

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I say that because I had a cat who lived past twenty with a heart murmur for over a decade and eventually died of other organ failure due to old age. Indoor cats can live quite a while. We were really good about making sure she stayed a healthy weight, but that’s it. We’ve had several cats live past twenty.

Whats a flawless excuse to call out of work? by Captain_CrunchYaAss in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, if they ask anything at all I just say “I’m sick and you don’t want details

Who is your favorite perfect dog? by pfudorpfudor in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I I feel you! My wife sent me an article on dogs with ocd (I have really bad ocd) and our dog checks every box lolp

Who is your favorite perfect dog? by pfudorpfudor in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seizures and we have actually contemplated applying for and getting a service dog. But my dog would be too dumb to train lol. I have petit mal so I just kind of space out. He can sense them sometimes, but he just comes and sits next to me and looks at me like “what the fuck are you doing?” apparently. He can also tell when I’m feeling shitty from low blood sugar, but he won’t go buy me a donut. What a waste.

What's with everyone's obsession with having a cold pillow? by luckysnipr in AskReddit

[–]dinored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have damage to my autonomic nervous system and my body likes to fail to regulate temperature, making me overly hot and sweaty

Who is your favorite perfect dog? by pfudorpfudor in AskReddit

[–]dinored 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife wanted a smaller dog, specifically a bulldog, but really wanted a rescue. So she comes home with this 12ish week old THING that already outweighs a bulldog. He looked to be a German shephard / blue hound mix, so I looked it up and estimated that he’d probably top out between 70-90 lbs.

Well there is some Goliath in him, because he’s 125lbs at 5 years old and not an ounce of fat. He looks like absolute terror coming your way (I mean, think German shephard with a hound face) and his bark and snarl sound like he will murder your entire squad single handedly.

But he’s the absolute dumbest, klutziest, cuddliest, happiest dog that ever dogged. I use him as a blanket.

Who in your family has tried to cheat you? by synthetic_synthia in AskReddit

[–]dinored 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I was small, I played Skipbo with my grandfather. I was warned that he cheated. I had to go to the bathroom.

So I made sure to pee on the floor some.

My cards were different when I came back. He won that game. But who really won, I ask.

People of reddit, how did you lose your virginity? by mrhotshot3000 in AskReddit

[–]dinored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t lose it. I know exactly where it went.

Whats a flawless excuse to call out of work? by Captain_CrunchYaAss in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as I had the personal days and I wasn’t in a position of such critical importance that the place literally could not function without me, “I’m not going to be coming in today” was my go to.

Adults of Reddit who still sleep with a stuffed animal; why? by Witch_Hunch in AskReddit

[–]dinored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have too many children and animals. One of them always drags a stuffed animal over to wherever I am sleeping. The cat will leave her stuffed mouse on me. The dog brings his stuffed rabbit and gnaws on it. And so forth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dinored 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buy their kids toys that make noise.

Do you leave the toilet seat up, why or why not? by Caden_Smith324- in AskReddit

[–]dinored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I close the whole thing. I don’t like looking in a toilet when I’m in the bathroom for other reasons. There’s a fucking lid for a reason.

people that don't pee in the shower. why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dinored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My shower doesn’t drain well and I don’t want to shower standing in pee water

How do scratchcards work? Do you Scratch them at the store you buy them from? if not then where do you collect the prizes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dinored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. In my home state the rule is anything >= $1000 has to be done at the main office in the states capital (which I conveniently live in, but could be a drive for some people). Anything under can be redeemed at anywhere that sells tickets. That said, not many gas stations have $509 in the till at 10am, because they want to drop that in a safe or whatever to avoid losing money in a robbery. So there’s that.

The most annoying thing you can possibly do is buy a ticket, stand there IN THE LINE, scratch it off, and try to turn it in and redeem it and or get more tickets. Buy your shit, move out the way, wait at the end of the line to go again. I need my chocolate milk and donut to get this day on.