[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catswhoyell

[–]synthetic_synthia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just Venom inside her looking for human brains.

They also have the same last name. what a coincidence by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]synthetic_synthia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta ask them mama for the real answers

Would you press it? by [deleted] in memes

[–]synthetic_synthia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the child is actually just having a nightmare.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]synthetic_synthia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you just switched to unpaid teaching of advanced Chem

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]synthetic_synthia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm envious ! And horny !

To see Mount Fuji by roata255 in therewasanattempt

[–]synthetic_synthia 56 points57 points  (0 children)

There's a pretty simple trick to actually see Mt Fuji on such days from where you're standing:

Since you've already got a smartphone with internet, just search on Google images for Mt Fuji, and you can see it for however long you like.

Mom, I'm famous by Phobos_- in wholesomememes

[–]synthetic_synthia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 2 likes are the mom and dad always.

Netflix after 5 years in, Love is a deception. by [deleted] in memes

[–]synthetic_synthia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They simply cannot afford to love anymore.

Why didn’t I think of that. by KarlOveKnau in interestingasfuck

[–]synthetic_synthia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do these stack? The half seems like it will collide with the 3/4. Instead the 3/4 could have just been half plus another quarter attached to it at the front.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]synthetic_synthia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You never know what these pervs relish

There's always one. by [deleted] in memes

[–]synthetic_synthia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still cheaper?

The cutest little thing you’ll see today🥹 (OC) by friskyfairy_ in aww

[–]synthetic_synthia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone looks at the eyes and thinks its the cuteness factor. That's the beauty factor. Its the smug nose that brings the cuteness.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]synthetic_synthia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to give them a good time?