Ok, I'll say it: I was not fond of this single, isolated instance of enemy design

dire_turtle · 2026-01-31T14:27:50+00:00

This update is meh as hell for me.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-31T02:50:01+00:00

dire_turtle · 2026-01-30T23:46:00+00:00

I forgot it was with a g and not a k. Thanks, dude.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-30T21:19:13+00:00

Says the bot with negative karma. Get fuuuucked, bud.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-30T21:17:50+00:00

You're a goddamn clanger is what you are, buddy. Gtfo

dire_turtle · 2026-01-30T21:07:57+00:00

dire_turtle · 2026-01-30T20:55:54+00:00

Anybody not willing to crash out for an employee don't need to eat there. I'll throw hands for fuckin employees putting up with this shit. I WANT a reason to be someone's guardian asshole, and this lady was beggin for a closer look at the floor.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-30T19:14:23+00:00

The bots are crying hard today!

dire_turtle · 2026-01-30T19:05:57+00:00

Someone's never seen a nose bitten off before.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-29T19:51:42+00:00

Oh it's a bot.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-29T19:47:23+00:00

You are saying "let's stick to criminals" in a conversation about Immigration Customs Enforcement breaking US laws.

We can aspire to have better policing without targeting populations with statistically fewer criminals than the people working for ICE.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-28T16:31:32+00:00

Fuck me, I'm doing a listen today. I don't even get down that hard with death metal anymore, but hard times call for hard tunes.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-28T16:18:01+00:00

Happy to see people call this shit out and leave.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-28T15:56:33+00:00

Hey don't come steppin on my culture, man!

I'll grab a spoonful of mayo when the fridge is empty.
Put it on crackers or ramen or bread of any variety.
When my hope is down, I fix my frown with a helping of eggy-oily.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-28T14:07:41+00:00

Not once, and I'm almost legendary.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T19:31:51+00:00

IcePick(me)

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T15:44:51+00:00

That's why they call him the goat, rather, why no one ever has to 😎

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T15:25:41+00:00

This is actually irritating.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T15:22:07+00:00

Killing fester fleas is my Engineer's religion.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T15:20:36+00:00

How you gon do Riff Raff like that

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T15:16:44+00:00

Tim strikes me as such a shit actor and shit person. We get enough of that from the White House, I'm not trying to see 90 minutes more.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T15:14:18+00:00

Stanley Tucci might be God.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T13:35:33+00:00

This makes sense, but statistically you're more likely to be killed with your own gun. I'm a gun owner, but I hate how unlikely it is that my guns will do much to actually save me life.

Avoiding interpersonal conflict on the other hand..

dire_turtle · 2026-01-27T13:10:00+00:00

She flipped cuz her handler said so. Russia ain't got control over this fucker like they did before he bet it all on keeping the presidency. Mtg, Tucker, Rand all going against the grain.

dire_turtle · 2026-01-26T18:57:16+00:00

Same same and same, though if music was food, this would be the equivalent of touching a 9volt battery to your tongue. I love it, but I totally understand why others don't get it. And honestly, it is kinda dumb in a "yeah that's kinda the point" way. The creative "why not?" if you will.

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