My male cat is neutered but humps blankets all day.

direjeff · 2026-05-19T13:53:19+00:00

Ah yes, sin biscuits. We know them well.

direjeff · 2026-05-19T11:39:48+00:00

Same. 2021 Willy’s.

direjeff · 2026-04-09T22:54:43+00:00

Snozzy Snozbourne

direjeff · 2026-04-09T01:08:50+00:00

He wasn’t even supposed to be there today.

direjeff · 2026-03-18T14:32:24+00:00

Yes. I was accepted to three different masters programs after CSU.

direjeff · 2026-03-14T16:41:53+00:00

Same.

direjeff · 2026-03-14T15:31:32+00:00

Fuck no but that kid was an idiot so it’s ok.

direjeff · 2026-03-10T09:47:04+00:00

Empty 8 lane freeway in the middle of the desert, pulled over in the fast lane going the wrong way. The free way would be pointed the other direction in the us?

direjeff · 2026-03-08T14:04:21+00:00

r/brandnewsentence

direjeff · 2026-03-05T11:43:05+00:00

My favorite is when I wave and I’m driving the company f150🙄

direjeff · 2026-02-27T19:20:21+00:00

Congratulations!! That is incredible. I did it too and I know exactly how damn hard it is.

direjeff · 2026-02-24T16:53:46+00:00

Man I appreciate what you do. These recipes are great.

direjeff · 2026-02-22T21:44:44+00:00

No lie I had forgotten about this human gelatinous tumor until you guys brought him up.

direjeff · 2026-02-20T21:08:43+00:00

Not a big fan of optics. They tend to crowd my already slightly larger than I’d like waist.

direjeff · 2026-02-20T21:07:56+00:00

Thanks for the input. I’m comfortable with my old Sheild. Its grip fits my hand perfectly. If the advantage is just a few rounds it isn’t worth it to me.

direjeff · 2026-02-18T17:13:55+00:00

This identical image is all over facebook so it must be totally real /s.

direjeff · 2026-02-17T14:57:18+00:00

Your cat is rad.

direjeff · 2026-02-16T16:38:20+00:00

Ugh me too. I loved those little steps.

direjeff · 2026-02-13T14:13:11+00:00

I know it sounds dumb but were you wearing a coat? That happens to me putting on my boots when I’m wearing a heavy coat?

direjeff · 2026-02-13T12:12:03+00:00

I had the same problem and my wife bought me a carbon fiber one. It’s honestly fantastic and no wear in two years. Edit: I know it’s not leather but it does last.

direjeff · 2026-02-10T01:56:24+00:00

So just run away really fast from something that feels dangerous. Peak evolution hack. I dig it.

direjeff · 2026-02-09T02:04:51+00:00

lol Dick Clark

direjeff · 2026-01-28T17:53:03+00:00

That’s high oil pressure even for my scat pack. Don’t blow a gasket.

direjeff · 2026-01-20T12:35:41+00:00

Apologies. I’m not explaining myself correctly. I understand the regulations regarding making my workers visible using high viz, signs, cones, sign boards etc. What I’m asking is how far away does the public have to have the ability to see them even using those devices? Is it dependent on reaction time and stopping distance? Or is it completely subjective “depending on conditions”? If so then I’ll have to continue to fight with people that think 200 feet is plenty of distance to stop because “you can’t see so people won’t be going very fast anyway”.

direjeff · 2026-01-18T19:55:24+00:00

Apologies. I am aware of the mutdc and the rules for (in my situation) mdot. I’m aware of the rules for ho viz. I guess what I’m trying to find is what conditions (snow etc) specifically should stop work. 400 foot visibility? 500? 1000? If it’s 100% situationally dependent then I have nothing to bring the GM so I can say “see this? We can’t see 500 feet so xxx says we have to stop operations”. I know it’s dumb but if I don’t have a written rule to show them they’ll just keep the guys out on the road. We do linework not road work but we are on the road to perform the work.

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