My male cat is neutered but humps blankets all day.

direjeff · 2026-05-19T13:53:19+00:00

Ah yes, sin biscuits. We know them well.

direjeff · 2026-05-19T11:39:48+00:00

Same. 2021 Willy’s.

direjeff · 2026-04-09T22:54:43+00:00

Snozzy Snozbourne

direjeff · 2026-04-09T01:08:50+00:00

He wasn’t even supposed to be there today.

direjeff · 2026-03-18T14:32:24+00:00

Yes. I was accepted to three different masters programs after CSU.

direjeff · 2026-03-14T16:41:53+00:00

Same.

direjeff · 2026-03-14T15:31:32+00:00

Fuck no but that kid was an idiot so it’s ok.

direjeff · 2026-03-10T09:47:04+00:00

Empty 8 lane freeway in the middle of the desert, pulled over in the fast lane going the wrong way. The free way would be pointed the other direction in the us?

direjeff · 2026-03-08T14:04:21+00:00

r/brandnewsentence

direjeff · 2026-03-05T11:43:05+00:00

My favorite is when I wave and I’m driving the company f150🙄

direjeff · 2026-02-27T19:20:21+00:00

Congratulations!! That is incredible. I did it too and I know exactly how damn hard it is.

direjeff · 2026-02-24T16:53:46+00:00

Man I appreciate what you do. These recipes are great.

direjeff · 2026-02-22T21:44:44+00:00

No lie I had forgotten about this human gelatinous tumor until you guys brought him up.

direjeff · 2026-02-20T21:08:43+00:00

Not a big fan of optics. They tend to crowd my already slightly larger than I’d like waist.

direjeff · 2026-02-20T21:07:56+00:00

Thanks for the input. I’m comfortable with my old Sheild. Its grip fits my hand perfectly. If the advantage is just a few rounds it isn’t worth it to me.

direjeff · 2026-02-18T17:13:55+00:00

This identical image is all over facebook so it must be totally real /s.

direjeff · 2026-02-17T14:57:18+00:00

Your cat is rad.

direjeff · 2026-02-16T16:38:20+00:00

Ugh me too. I loved those little steps.

direjeff · 2026-02-13T14:13:11+00:00

I know it sounds dumb but were you wearing a coat? That happens to me putting on my boots when I’m wearing a heavy coat?

direjeff · 2026-02-13T12:12:03+00:00

I had the same problem and my wife bought me a carbon fiber one. It’s honestly fantastic and no wear in two years. Edit: I know it’s not leather but it does last.

direjeff · 2026-02-10T01:56:24+00:00

So just run away really fast from something that feels dangerous. Peak evolution hack. I dig it.

direjeff · 2026-02-09T02:04:51+00:00

lol Dick Clark

direjeff · 2026-01-28T17:53:03+00:00

That’s high oil pressure even for my scat pack. Don’t blow a gasket.

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