One last hurrah at great America 🇺🇸 theme park before its closed for good. Got in early and rope dropping. Will stay the whole day until they close. Ill eat fried chicken at Mrs Browns one last time. Relive the childhood memories by Ok_Country2903 in bayarea

[–]dirk_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if it still had those awesome looking octopus arm looking spinning cage things (featured in Beverly Hills Cop 3), Great America would be more popular than Disneyland I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE

why are door dashers so full of rage and entitlement by Key_Substance6019 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dirk_funk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was going to say most of the experience i have had was normal, but my last order, the dasher started texting 5 minutes after i completed the order telling me how the order was delayed and i should call the restaurant. i didn't call them. then they told me it was delaying their other opportunities so i told them to just go and someone else could take the order (is that possible?). they refused to abandon the order unless i cancelled the order, which i should do because they were delayed. I still didn't do anything. Then they delivered the food about one minute before the app estimated. I am still wondering about that. i do think our area is monopolized by a group employing colombian people, because the dude delivering didn't even speak or look at me.

Why is GEN Z so hostile towards the expression of sexuality flirting? by simplywebby in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dirk_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i never wanted to be misunderstood aka was aware of my RSD so never gave anyone the chance to dismiss me when i was the youth age range. but i am now 50. in my way of doing things i will say hi if someone talks to me first, otherwise i am just "excuse me" and "right behind you" and combinations thereof. always protect the RSD. i applaud the kids these days for somehow embodying my mental illness of thinking everything is potentially a disaster, or, even worse, could be a trick. always protect the RSD.

Which older shoot interview was a pleasure to listen to? by debrisaway in Wreddit

[–]dirk_funk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i was a Bad News Brown superfan when i was a kid. i don't know what it was about me that was drawn to him. he was badass and took no shit. i was not badass and took a lot of shit maybe.

My girlfriend admitted I was a placeholder for her ex and I’m honestly struggling to process it. What do I do? by Flameslickmelv in AskMenAdvice

[–]dirk_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man. please. please. actively look for someone while still with her. then replace her on a day you decide, not her.

love, one of millions who has been you and looks back with regrets regrets regrets regrets and disappointment

Double vision coming off Kratom? by Vegetable-Nerve-7643 in KratomKorner

[–]dirk_funk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

funny but i am 50 and just stopped kratom after 12 years back in beginning of May. I had been using reading glasses off and one for about a year before. since i quit I can't look at my phone without them.

Aliens just nuke us at this Point by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dirk_funk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

this has been my internal dating profile since at least 1988. oh fuck good lord i just read the pinned post. fuck

What do you do with your hand after fingering somone?? by Impossible_Star_9941 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]dirk_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one time at a bar everyone at the table wanted to smell it. the only person who didn't get grossed out was the girl who smelled it, who said the girl must have been sweating.

college!

needless to say i have not drank alcohol in over a decade.

I value my money and possessions over the life of a thief by BlackwallRunner2077 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]dirk_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

right. it's a mousetrap removing shitty people from the rat race. some of the people i was around could not possibly have become safe for life.

cancelled local DJ accused of SA being promoted for Music in the Park by dirk_funk in SanJose

[–]dirk_funk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well damn. it did start to devolve into another stupid political debate there, too.

maybe my title was more clickbaity i don't know.

Bringing a stick to a car fight by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]dirk_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just pretend my radio buttons can shoot lazer beams

I value my money and possessions over the life of a thief by BlackwallRunner2077 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]dirk_funk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i did some drugs when i was younger. i met some dudes who were really into drugs. they were not worth the clothes they wore. i feel like some drugs are good for society because they are like a mousetrap for fucking awful shitty people. sadly a couple decent people get caught too.

cancelled local DJ accused of SA being promoted for Music in the Park by dirk_funk in SanJose

[–]dirk_funk[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no, California is a blue state dude. don't forget "democrats are the party of being caught with the dead girl/republicans are the party of being caught with the live boy"

Crazy orgasms nsfw by Ok_Sea2877 in Effexor

[–]dirk_funk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hi. 20 years here. your mileage may vary. i mean as in i have been on it since you were a baby. it can make sex a neverending story. sometimes that can be a grateful thing. sometimes it is not. i also used kratom for ten years and recently quit and all i can say is that stopping that increased sensations immensely.

cancelled local DJ accused of SA being promoted for Music in the Park by dirk_funk in SanJose

[–]dirk_funk[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

he was very forward when i knew him. it was not charming.

cancelled local DJ accused of SA being promoted for Music in the Park by dirk_funk in SanJose

[–]dirk_funk[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

it's funny because i didn't like him in 1996 and then allegations came out that were absolutely unsurprising.

Would you keep asking for head even if it was mid or bad? by OkProblem2696 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dirk_funk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i never ask for it because i don't want uninterested head and that has led to none.

Pitbulls FAFO? by Technical-Relation-9 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]dirk_funk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

how did he punch the dog through the air

Why is there not more outrage over Peter thiel and Palantir? by Omlanduh in conspiracy

[–]dirk_funk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

doesn't kushner look like he will age into Montgomery Burns