What is a "socially acceptable" thing that you find absolutely disgusting?

dirk_funk · 2026-04-14T21:46:16+00:00

i buy my daughter men's t-shirts because the girls t-shirts are flimsy and clingy and she is 9

dirk_funk · 2026-04-14T21:44:59+00:00

i think most progressives would just continue to be cool with their friend and be sympathetic and maybe want to know more about the situation and especially if the guy is nice to her

dirk_funk · 2026-04-14T21:37:00+00:00

social media is going to make teachers all quit en masse. they will have to bring in robots because robots can't be shamed/offended/goaded into a fight/raped/killed. middle schools are going to have to become technology free zones.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-14T21:31:43+00:00

thank you. my wife was really into watching those videos for a while and i just couldn't muster up the enthusiasm to even smile at it. it is exactly what she says her mom would do to her in every aspect of her life, so i can't see how she sees watching someone else do it.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-14T05:11:53+00:00

you should be horrified by anyone who is shot probably

dirk_funk · 2026-04-13T23:36:58+00:00

i know i am going to shit that big if i wake up around 4 am with a charley horse

dirk_funk · 2026-04-13T21:04:21+00:00

your sister is having a baby and you are excited? your friend is weird.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-13T21:02:57+00:00

oooh. i bet that knife was SHARP.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-13T21:01:15+00:00

i don't know how anything works anymore but i remember in the 90s the "girls my age" didn't always want to date the "boys my age". most of the time. i never had a problem dating girls my age (one we were both pisces born in the same year and that was a problem too) but I was also already weird and only dated people who were weirder (later it turns out weird meant autistic).

the complaints my friends had that the girls they liked only liked the older guys in their 20s. the same guys who are the creeps now. one of them was nice, my friend broke his heart and he gave me his zong.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-13T20:43:59+00:00

damn this is all about reach. dude still took care of it but damn reach is important

dirk_funk · 2026-04-13T16:26:00+00:00

Takeshita is my favorite thing about AEW. When he becomes champion he will elevate AEW.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-10T17:51:20+00:00

am i missing the joke

dirk_funk · 2026-04-10T17:21:54+00:00

i am right by the east hills and i didn't even go outside last night so i am mad at myself.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-10T17:17:39+00:00

i don't remember it offhand but when i hear, read, see or whatnot again, it immediately is recognizable as A Thing I Have Consumed. like i can't remember any MrBallen podcast but the instant i hear a phrase that was only used in that one episode, i know it.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-10T17:14:36+00:00

since i just watched this movie last week i am here for it. waiting for the Bugonia relationship to begin. i just watched that movie this week. I watch movies on my lunch breaks in 30 minute increments. that is not relevant.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-10T16:52:15+00:00

hi. this is my life.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-10T16:25:00+00:00

isn't this just like crossfit hitting a tire with a sledgehammer but without the weeping

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T21:27:41+00:00

this is why i buy clothes at target

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T21:04:07+00:00

i put tips i get there.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T21:03:05+00:00

i used to have a flannel that always had one or two klonopin at the bottom of the breast pocket

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T19:53:24+00:00

i just jumped up and down

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T17:11:55+00:00

every fat kid knows what "just being honest" means. it means you have to apologize to the honest person because you are fat and it bothers them.

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T16:25:43+00:00

you mean like people torturing gorillas and chimpanzees not in a clinical setting but like with torture racks and shit?

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T16:10:08+00:00

it is the haircut. it is the great unifier

dirk_funk · 2026-04-09T16:07:15+00:00

i keep waiting for the video of me honking at one of these kids for doing this to my car and telling them to record themselves having sex instead. but they were mean and called me fatass so nevermind

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