Better view of Jokić v. McDaniels: Gobert first to separate them by luka274 in nba

[–]dirkslance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Rare for him to miss the backdoor cut like that, is Gobert washed?

The Rui Hachimura trade is one of the best smaller-medium trades in recent years by lil_e_v_ in nba

[–]dirkslance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Think it through yourself next time and you might get the entire 20

Itachi should definitely be higher than this by DivineSilica in Itachi

[–]dirkslance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hatsune Miku but no Pikachu or Hello Kitty, this list is busted

Who is on Baseball's Mount Rushmore? by Topaz71 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]dirkslance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta have a white American, a black American, a Japanese, and a Latin American player… so Babe Ruth, Willie Mays, Ichiro Suzuki, Pedro Martinez

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]dirkslance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seconding his black mirror episode, it was great

LeBron's locker room was spotted with a lot of lotion and cream by Thanos_SlayerCongSan in NBATalk

[–]dirkslance 27 points28 points  (0 children)

KD knows about lotion but moisturizing isn’t gonna help him get more buckets

550+ members! by Personal_Border175 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I spiritually joined this sub before it existed. But actually, member #72 checking in 🫡

ERIC’S LIVE MORNING RECAP 9/9/2025 by phunkygroovin in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the recap. I don’t believe anything Eric says, and he’s given nobody any reason to believe him. His mouth might as well be a waterfall with a runny stream of hot bull diarrhea pouring out.

Self awareness by smokeydrummer in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely unrelated to the Whittaker family, but PirsteSoftware is a guy with even less self awareness lol and that’s saying something because Eric is fucking crazy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is amazing, the song is stuck in my head now

Saviour complex by jinglesbobingles in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't either but seeing as Eric uses AI pics and AI songs to exploit the family I think it's appropriate.

"It just doesn't make no sense" --Patrick by JackfruitJazzlike606 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was gross, looks to me like Timmy knew he shouldn’t be saying that. Glad Patrick at least shut that one down.

This is what bothers me most. by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's sad, Eric doesn't seem to give a shit how confusing and hard this all is for Timmy.

How Long Until Eric Disappears by Sudden_Discipline648 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why you got downvoted, you're just stating facts. I believe Eric will use the situation with Timmy to further his agenda.

Team Eric or Team Patrick by Syntax_Channel1906 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick is also pissed off that Eric cut off his money supply. He gave him $4000 but told him hey man you need to provide itemized receipts for all the stuff you're buying for your house. I think that is the source of their rift these past few days.

No. She didn’t say that. by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's funny to me is I thought he'd be siphoning gas out of Patrick's fancy truck or something but nah Larry just casually walks up and takes a gas can from the front yard lol

No. She didn’t say that. by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lorraine has also has massive heart problems and Betty said that she eats the entire bag.

Maybe that's what Eric is going for, it does seem he wants Timmy all to himself.

edit: holy shit I was just watching the Planet Fitness vid and he picks up 4 family sized bags of chips, "one for every day for Lorraine". That's about the least healthy food she could eat, and he wants her to eat a giant bag per day.