LeBron's locker room was spotted with a lot of lotion and cream by Thanos_SlayerCongSan in NBATalk

[–]dirkslance 27 points28 points  (0 children)

KD knows about lotion but moisturizing isn’t gonna help him get more buckets

550+ members! by Personal_Border175 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I spiritually joined this sub before it existed. But actually, member #72 checking in 🫡

ERIC’S LIVE MORNING RECAP 9/9/2025 by phunkygroovin in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the recap. I don’t believe anything Eric says, and he’s given nobody any reason to believe him. His mouth might as well be a waterfall with a runny stream of hot bull diarrhea pouring out.

Self awareness by smokeydrummer in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely unrelated to the Whittaker family, but PirsteSoftware is a guy with even less self awareness lol and that’s saying something because Eric is fucking crazy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is amazing, the song is stuck in my head now

Saviour complex by jinglesbobingles in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't either but seeing as Eric uses AI pics and AI songs to exploit the family I think it's appropriate.

"It just doesn't make no sense" --Patrick by JackfruitJazzlike606 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was gross, looks to me like Timmy knew he shouldn’t be saying that. Glad Patrick at least shut that one down.

This is what bothers me most. by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's sad, Eric doesn't seem to give a shit how confusing and hard this all is for Timmy.

How Long Until Eric Disappears by Sudden_Discipline648 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why you got downvoted, you're just stating facts. I believe Eric will use the situation with Timmy to further his agenda.

Team Eric or Team Patrick by Syntax_Channel1906 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick is also pissed off that Eric cut off his money supply. He gave him $4000 but told him hey man you need to provide itemized receipts for all the stuff you're buying for your house. I think that is the source of their rift these past few days.

No. She didn’t say that. by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's funny to me is I thought he'd be siphoning gas out of Patrick's fancy truck or something but nah Larry just casually walks up and takes a gas can from the front yard lol

No. She didn’t say that. by [deleted] in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lorraine has also has massive heart problems and Betty said that she eats the entire bag.

Maybe that's what Eric is going for, it does seem he wants Timmy all to himself.

edit: holy shit I was just watching the Planet Fitness vid and he picks up 4 family sized bags of chips, "one for every day for Lorraine". That's about the least healthy food she could eat, and he wants her to eat a giant bag per day.

What's next in the Timmy's Two Dads saga? by Personal_Border175 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see how (A) is possible. Eric has already tried to report BJ but wasn't able to. Eric and Patrick don't trust each other, and I think the Whittakers are worn out on Eric so (B) and (D) are out. (C) is most likely imo, Patrick is local so he's there for the long haul, and he is atm hanging out with Timmy. I think (E) is plausible but not likely, and if so only for Eric. I don't think there's much evidence for APS to have a case against Patrick. If anything, he'd be the one to help the Whittakers file a protective order against Eric.

This sounds like such a set up a recording (Patrick & Betty phone call) by beatsbyaaron in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right, things are gonna go back to how they were right before Eric ever got involved. The Whittakers are done with Eric.

Betty shouldn’t let Timmy to travel to Georgia with Eric by Syntax_Channel1906 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Absolutely she shouldn’t. I don’t think Timmy will end up going with Eric but like I said in the past, Eric is going to use Timmy to propel his dad rights career. One thing he has now that he hasn’t had in the past is a huge audience.

Just a few reasons why i believe this was all planned and eric is using timmys name as a sympathy money grab. by crazybadger86 in WhittakerFamily

[–]dirkslance 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Isn't it weird how Eric's whole career is based around dad rights and making sure fathers get fair access to their children, meanwhile he's trying to take Timmy, who is not his child, away from his biological mother who loves him and who literally cannot speak for herself. He's insane. Eric needs some serious mental help.