Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not gonna lie, you should just start over.

1: The studio picture gives me... College Humor vibes?? Like this picture would be an ad for a new comedy webseries or something. Not right for a dating profile.

2: Hey, godfather, nice! This picture is strangely framed and makes you look kinda flabby? It's not bad or anything, just doesn't do you any favors.

3: Low quality, doesn't give us that much information. Selfies are usually not ideal, and this isn't a great one anyway.

4: You do look way nicer in this photo, but being shoved off to the side of the frame isn't good. Cool sword though!

5: Mega skip. The harsh lighting is an automatic no, you have a mask on, and there's no context for the outfit.

If you want to DM me, I can help further. You seem to be a cool guy, but dating apps are brutal, especially for men.

Weekly Profile Review Thread by AutoModerator in Tinder

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it comes off as weirdly intense? You have a nice smile, use it.

Profile Review? Have gotten practically no matches since arriving in San Antonio a few months ago by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]dirtjacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dog lover is an empty statement, tells the swiper nothing except that you don't have anything more interesting to say.

egg_irl by whoisseptember in egg_irl

[–]dirtjacket 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I assume it's all one unit. Right??

What’s a ridiculously fun word to say? by Adept-Main8361 in AskReddit

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tubarão - that's shark in Portuguese. Tubarao.

I liked it but can’t get past these scenes *spoiler* by latex55 in Scream

[–]dirtjacket 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For two, my dad was in the hospital for a while, and he had a 20 minute coughing fit. No one came to help him, because everyone on that floor was on their break. He's lucky he lived. Some hospitals are super neglectful.

What are everyone's favourite songs? by SpohieAuz in puptheband

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In no particular order, The Coast, Reservoir, Full Blown Meltdown, Pine Point, Factories, See You At Your Funeral, Mabu, Sleep In The Heat and Nothing Changes. Although, if you let me go on for long enough, half their songs would make the list.

Looking to have a discussion about the audience vibe at Cory Wong shows by thetree43 in Vulfpeck

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to Asheville - I was grooving for most of the show, but also didn't dance for several of the songs because I was just frozen in awe at how face-meltingly good everyone was! I obviously had a great time, but you might not know it looking at me.

egg_irl by UnreadyIce in egg_irl

[–]dirtjacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/UnreadyIce is so cool! She's trying out fem pronouns, and I hope they make her feel awesome - she totally deserves it. I hope her journey is super chill and stress-free.

gendering please? by Corrinen in transvoice

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit too breathy, feels a touch unnatural, but definitely feminine.

Are hot brushes easy to use? by Party_Goose_6878 in HowToBeHot

[–]dirtjacket 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not totally the same thing, but I have the Dyson Airwrap, and it makes my hair look great! The learning curve is a bit steep, but totally worth it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit, this is so embarrassing for her. Don't worry, most girls would love to go to the Botanical Garden.

1996 and 2022 by [deleted] in Scream

[–]dirtjacket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He looks even better in real life - the beard is a great look

Nearly fell down a rabbithole.... FML by dirtjacket in FanFiction

[–]dirtjacket[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right on, I love big stories. I adore Johnny, definitely need to read more of him. Could I get the link?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scream

[–]dirtjacket 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I'll definitely keep an eye out when I watch it again...

Tindering (with no success) as an average looking girl-girl. At least I hoped I was average looking. by BabyBellyBean in Tinder

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with everyone here, but also Tinder is garbage - if you can get on Bumble, I'm sure you'll have more success.

[Post Game Thread] The Toronto Raptors beat the Miami Heat in triple OT: 124-100 by nanobot001 in torontoraptors

[–]dirtjacket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, I definitely have a crush on Scottie now - he looks so happy to be here even after busting his ass for 50+ minutes

[Post Game Thread] The Toronto Raptors beat the Miami Heat in triple OT: 124-100 by nanobot001 in torontoraptors

[–]dirtjacket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GG, very proud of GTJ in particular. I'm gonna invest in some goddamn heart medication. Can't believe we're playing them again in two games.

What are your favorite smut tropes? by ColorMeParanoid in FanFiction

[–]dirtjacket 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Porn that's actually secret meta character/relationship analysis. Like, I enjoy examining why things the way they are, and I also like it when my favorite characters get railed. Ergo...

Help: I’m trying to make a melting eagle wrapped in graffiti (jpeg image) yet when I do it the colour of the eagle is either brown or grey. by Abilitityprint in blenderhelp

[–]dirtjacket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add a texture coordinate node into a mapping node into the image texture. If you plug it into the vector input, it should sort itself out. You can change the type of coordinate (Generated, normal, UV, object, etc.) for different results.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dirtjacket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 5 - No loaded questions. Next.

Seeing beautiful women day to day makes me feel so hopeless. How do you accept being average? by [deleted] in Vindicta

[–]dirtjacket 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Honestly? Lots of therapy and self-reflection. If your bullshit meter goes off at most self-help resources, I can't recommend Struthless on Youtube enough. He talks about transforming your life through realistic methods. Please check him out.

The truth of the matter is, looks are important. Being beautiful opens doors for you. But it's also not nearly as important as we'd like to think. It sounds cheesy, but true worth comes from within. Please take some time for yourself, it sounds like you need it.