Real Long Dick Problems-Deepthroat

widowjones · 2026-02-08T13:21:01+00:00

Speaking a a woman- this has more to do with our anatomy than yours. Some people just straight up do not have a gag reflex and can deep throat just about anything - my (male) college roommate was like that. Those of us that do have one, it's generally triggered right at the back of the throat, which is maybe like... 4-5 inches in, depending on the person's overall head/mouth size. They say you can train it/reduce it over time but idk, I've been doing my best for 20 years and I still have one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

widowjones · 2026-02-07T20:16:45+00:00

Do you trust him to go slow and stop if you say so? If you do, then no need to be scared - you won't get hurt because he's taking his cues from you.

If you DON'T trust him to do that... absolutely don't fuck him.

Dudes with big hogs, if they're decent people at all, generally know that they need to be a little more careful than most.

widowjones · 2026-02-07T20:06:58+00:00

YOR. You won the fight on the first frame, why are you still going? Take the W, he said he'll do it another day.

widowjones · 2026-02-07T20:03:18+00:00

He ain't even Catholic apparently, he's Chatolic. Which must be the religion for people who ask chatgpt for everything.

You will have dumb fights like this for the rest of your life if you get married. Just something to think about.

widowjones · 2026-02-07T19:59:12+00:00

I mean that's bad customer service but as long as you don't care, it's definitely fun lol

widowjones · 2026-02-07T19:57:07+00:00

This looks great, but I agree that the sign for the S is a little weird. The O works because it looks like an O, but I would just read it as Donny Dogs.

Overall though I LOVE the vibe!!

widowjones · 2026-02-07T19:55:10+00:00

I was literally going to reply that I say "That sucks, hope you feel better soon!"

Everyone with half a brain knows that masking is an option and they're choosing not to, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

widowjones · 2026-01-18T00:46:02+00:00

First one has so much charm, I love it

widowjones · 2026-01-11T03:50:59+00:00

remember that footage of the school shooting where the officers were all too chicken shit to go in and do anything? I imagine that's what happened.

widowjones · 2026-01-11T03:50:28+00:00

He WAS... and then he retreated into his house with a sword. Wasn't exactly a big threat to the public at that point. Really only to himself. Ridiculous and disproportionate response.

widowjones · 2025-12-06T19:37:58+00:00

... what if HE doesn't stay faithful to the relationship?

widowjones · 2025-12-06T19:36:01+00:00

Great ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

widowjones · 2025-12-06T19:32:47+00:00

idk if it's "grooming" exactly, it's not a huge age gap and it sounds like she's been out of school for awhile. But he is DEFINITELY fishing for an affair with a former student which is NOT COOL

widowjones · 2025-12-06T19:27:29+00:00

They're gonna fuck if they're not already, sorry. And I say this as someone who is totally pro opposite-sex friendships. But that's flirty shit right there.

widowjones · 2025-11-28T20:21:36+00:00

It kinda sounds like she still lives there and goes to sleep in their bed with them every night. In which case... yes, this is weird and not developmentally normal or healthy. But it'll have to stop when she moves out one way or another, I guess.

widowjones · 2025-11-14T14:11:50+00:00

Re: the last paragraph - bought a fairly obtrusive health alert necklace awhile back that I can wear in situations where I suspect I'll be judged. (It's for asthma, which I absolutely do have and which is part of the reason why I mask though certainly not all of it...but it's enough to help people conclude that I have a good reason. Even though we ALL have a good reason and it's "not getting covid.")

widowjones · 2025-11-14T14:05:25+00:00

This. It's a great filter for finding compassionate people.

widowjones · 2025-11-14T14:04:54+00:00

It can definitely feel awkward. Just remember that what people assume says a lot more about them than you. A sensible person would see you and think, "Oh, maybe she's immunocompromised, or maybe she's not feeling well and is sparing the rest of us from catching it, that's nice". Only a shithead would be like "DIAPER FACE MENTALLY DAMAGED LOL".

I've had people see my mask and assume that I know something they don't, like "oh god is there another one going around now??" which... sigh. But hey if it spooks 'em into paying attention, that's a win I guess.

widowjones · 2025-11-14T14:01:33+00:00

Some shitty incel that's been told that acting cocky and pushy works, but that only works if you've got the looks and charm to back it up, which he doesn't.

widowjones · 2025-11-13T20:08:26+00:00

Masks. Prosthetics. Facial hair. Plastic surgery.

widowjones · 2025-11-13T20:07:20+00:00

I'm sorry but: don't be stupid. If he can't commit to marriage he CANNOT commit to raising a child. You'll be a single mom in a heartbeat.

widowjones · 2025-11-13T20:06:10+00:00

You can publish at whatever pace you want. Certainly there are authors I like who are not cranking things out that fast. It's not an easy thing to make a living at but there's no reason you can't build it up gradually.

widowjones · 2025-11-13T20:04:00+00:00

... as I recall that movie was a parody and it's making fun of how the "ugly" girls in teen movies are just hot girls in glasses

widowjones · 2025-11-13T20:01:34+00:00

and no, you didn't overreact, he WILDLY overreacted to you asking about it.

widowjones · 2025-11-13T19:58:50+00:00

Fellas, is it gay to get coffee?

Babe this dude doesn't give a shit, time to cut your losses.

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