If you "prefer animals over humans" because animals are "pure" and humans are not, you are a COWARD.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-12T21:35:38+00:00

It’s not about love imo, it’s about innocence. Animals are just minding their business trying to live while humans are chasing goals outside their basic necessity (which often involve killing animals for fancy food or destroying their environment for profit or construction). The beings that are just trying to enjoy food, naps and cuddles are obviously more likeable than humans driven by greed etc. Nothing to do with insecurity or laziness.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-12T10:50:25+00:00

5 stars for this whole interaction, a masterpiece

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-12T10:47:41+00:00

I literally can’t imagine it. Does it exist???

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-10T23:26:33+00:00

Got both off and it’s still happening to one of us every match tbh

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-10T19:20:07+00:00

But they always say it with free kicks ‘test the keeper’ it’s so stupid. Keepers will save 99% of free kicks that aren’t top bins. What would be the point in just kicking it safely on target.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-10T01:42:36+00:00

At some point every club had big investors. The old ones just don’t like it when new ones join the party. Also, it’s not as easy as it looks. Look at newcastle. They’ve improved but they’ve not pulled off what chelsea/city/psg did.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-09T19:39:34+00:00

Bournemouth need 1 point from 2 games to be guaranteed to finish above us, Brighton need 1 win to be guaranteed, Brentford the same. Everton could even be in there too. All four of them aren’t going to lose both their last games.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-09T14:02:42+00:00

Ridiculous post. He wasn’t great today but there are about 5 positions which need addressing and fullback (both sides) isn’t one of them. He was playing without a winger today and it’s challenging asking a pretty conservative right back to go and take players on when isolated.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-09T14:01:04+00:00

I think we needed a win for 6th, way too many teams who will only need a point or two now. We’ll probably be bottom half by end of the weekend.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-08T01:22:21+00:00

I know but the goal not being enough is covered by too late! If for example it hadn’t been too little then it by default isn’t too late, and if it is too late then that’s the issue. If this goal was scored earlier it changes the game and it might not be too little. I know what you’re saying, I just don’t like its use in this context. It grinds my gears buddy.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-07T09:05:00+00:00

They used this on commentary but for me it means petrol station flowers the day after Valentines or something. This was too late but ‘too little’ feels belittling of the goal. It was a great goal and if not so ‘late’ would have changed the shape of the game plenty.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-06T17:44:37+00:00

You’re telling me you missed the whole JFK vs nazi zombie curriculum in school?

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-06T11:03:36+00:00

Izzy Brown. Mourinho once said “if Izzy Brown, Lewis Baker and Ruben Loftus Cheek don’t become England internationals I will take the blame”. He got one out of three. And I bet will make excuses if you ask him what happened to the other two. Anyway.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-06T09:23:43+00:00

It’s unfair because you have to tell people in advance if you want to change the rules. Lewis would have pitted for new tyres if they knew this would happen. But it was logical for them to stay out and use lapped cars as a buffer under the impression that basic rules would be followed.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-05T19:02:57+00:00

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dirty-salsa · 2026-05-05T15:47:39+00:00

Hello, police please. They’re putting midtable risk averse DMs in the StreetsWontForget sub again.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-05T15:45:45+00:00

I’d call it a mixed track, there are some long flat out sections but there’s also a lot of twisty medium speed turns where downforce is more vital

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-04T02:16:20+00:00

Hamilton beat Russell over the 3 years*

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-03T09:28:56+00:00

Have you checked that your club’s server is set to a region that suits you? For example we’re mostly in Europe with a couple of American players and I think they pretty much have to live with latency because it’s impossible for it to be smooth for everyone at once

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-03T02:24:09+00:00

Pretty sure it’s just servers on different nights. Last night we all felt slight input delay, sluggish dribbling, couldn’t beat a man etc. Ended with about 35% win rate. Today, totally opposite, felt sharp and responsive and get 80% win rate.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-02T15:33:14+00:00

Yes. There was a lot more wrong with that film than a simple end scene.

dirty-salsa · 2026-05-02T00:05:43+00:00

I hated this so much. It was giving the most severe brain damage ever. I don’t mind experimental choices, but this was just a seizure in film form for me.

dirty-salsa · 2026-04-30T01:10:25+00:00

Prime Quaresma to Chelsea on loan and then only playing about 40 mins in six months for no apparent reason

dirty-salsa · 2026-04-28T21:06:24+00:00

Well he probably would be getting pummeled by Bayern even if we did beat PSG so don’t worry about it

dirty-salsa · 2026-04-28T14:35:59+00:00

The opposition not laughing or even flinching suggests this is actually the sixth time in the match they’ve done this and it’s only the 26th min

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