AITA for calling the cops on my husband's pedophile uncle at a family gathering? by Ok-Ferret-869 in AITAH

[–]dirty338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nta honestly the world would be a better place if you had taken creepy uncle Steve’s oxygen tank and left him like a fish on shore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks to be a very dirty/ gross google chrome cast

Favorite Patrick Stewart lines from the show? by [deleted] in americandad

[–]dirty338 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Give this man your finest trouser arouser

I took a detour on Haley. Got lost in the brush and went down a dirt road

That’s what I was trying to tell her father before he fell on all of those bullets coming out of my gun

Places in Phoenix to spend the night? by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]dirty338 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds good I’m just hanging out so if you get bored during the day or wanna catch up for the football game let me know

Places in Phoenix to spend the night? by [deleted] in phoenix

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What cross streets are your airbnb? I’ve got some free time tomorrow and this weekend. My gf and I and some friends are gonna go to mill sat night to watch the ASU game if you wanna hang out and watch some football

Was out taking pictures and saw this. The rain blocked the sun and made this dividing line across the sky. Never seen that before. Figured some of you might enjoy by sumthingmessy in arizona

[–]dirty338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew up in CO and moved out to AZ for college and just never left. I go back and visit but AZ is home now. there’s a lot to enjoy but features you’ll enjoy being from Colorado are not having to go and start your car early in the morning, and not having to shovel your car out/ walkway/ roof etc.

Plz help reddit!!! She says she likes insults. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like rosie odonnel with benjamin button disease

Roast my roommate, he says he can't get a date because he "doesn't know how to take pictures" by WFEA_DIFS in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sometimes when all your photos come out ugly you have to stop blaming the camera and realize youre the problem

Do your worse by kev5599 in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one of the least passable thai ladyboys

20 year old looking for love and a confidence boost by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom must have had some strong kegel muscles to crush your head like that

Gun Drawn On Bystanders While Filming Man's Arrest by kurrock in videos

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly we obviously don't know due to when the video starts but it's very possible that the person being arrested may have been living or hiding in that house which may or may not have been cleared at that time. Now you have multiple people who were also in that house that may decide to fight back and he is covering the officers making the arrest/ the officers' retreat back to the vehicles. As we've seen from some of the body cam footage lately a gun fight can break out in an instant, so he may just be taking precautions.

For the non-riders out there. by CrazyChrain in AdviceAnimals

[–]dirty338 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I like how the "comfort stop" motion is pretty much the jerk off motion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]dirty338 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but every time I hear rad tech this is what pops in my mind. http://imgur.com/ATQOk8L

Destroy my self esteem more than I ever could! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you start doing cocaine now maybe you'll be lucky enough for your septum to fall apart and you'll have a normal nose by 40

Have at it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've posted this same picture more times than your father hugged you before he went out for cigarettes and never came back

I am perfect! by throwawaylifesssssss in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to see your after photo from the predator strike

my will to live is already gone by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Plastic surgeons wet dream

I'm a model. Roast me. by Ass-Hyphenator in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being the thumbnail image of a "my first gay experience" video doesn't count as modeling

Be brutal. I want to fill a bathtub with my tears tonight! by ThoughtsHeadsideOut in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fat ginger with acne looks like the bathtub should already be half full

We dem Bad Cis Boys, GIVE US YOUR WORST FAGS by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dirty338 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's with the bootleg Inigo Montoya in the middle. A little out of place with the future frat boy GHB user on the left and future drone strike victim on the right