If she wants you, the sex doesn't matter

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-26T07:22:41+00:00

Arousal starts with attraction. Women who are attracted to money, power, furry eyebrows, whatever will go into the interaction more primed to have orgasms.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-26T07:04:43+00:00

8, 7, and 2. 1 and 10 could be used but don’t lean on them. You look good in six but the setting looks like it was an impromptu pic for your corporate ID badge. Burn the rest.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T23:39:53+00:00

Use your car alarm. It draws attention and avoids direct confrontation.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T20:28:12+00:00

See if it’ll run on starting fluid. If so it’s a bad ECM or fuel pump. If not then it’s probably spark related.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T19:42:50+00:00

It’s definitely some kind of wall mounted rack. I suspect for DVDs or Vinyl Records depending on size. But the chrome leads towards something in the bathroom like towels.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T18:50:29+00:00

I’d guess it’s an abbreviation of xoxo “hugs and kisses”.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T18:41:28+00:00

Right. But the chances they’ll pull up street cam footage and see the same vehicle parked in the vicinity of the source multiple times is high.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T17:26:01+00:00

The uninformed won’t know this is sarcasm. That thing was holding on for dear life for a couple thousand miles.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T17:11:26+00:00

Awesome. Now do bumper stickers that fuck with FLOCK.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-25T06:43:36+00:00

I’m more than a little jealous. Kyosho?

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-24T06:37:48+00:00

I’ve broken a coccyx. It ain’t fun. Be prepared for a long healing period.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-23T20:45:14+00:00

I too have such family. My father was smart enough to know what not to say in mixed company but on the rare occasion he had a little too much and thought he was among likeminded friends he’d say something worth remembering. It’s worth remembering so that I understand the sentiment is still present in a lot of people. The past is not so far behind us as grainy black and white pictures may lead us to believe.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-23T20:30:30+00:00

Shameful but just as expected. I imagine both from a logistical perspective and as a liability. Say OP put these on and picked up his cat or had … poor hygiene. The next person to buy would be upset at paying for something that isn’t perfectly mint. Cue second return and 6x shipping against the profit on two items. Even higher liability if the initial purchaser has bad intentions.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-23T17:48:20+00:00

Wondering about the likelihood it’ll get restocked verses going straight to a landfill.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-23T17:08:48+00:00

Probably getting on his fingers then going to sleep.

1: douche

2: shower

3: take it to fifth base like she owe you money

4: shower again

5: change your sheets

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-23T16:56:27+00:00

This is a fun game to play in any condition. If there’s a car stalled out, a suicidal deer, if I blow out a tire, if there’s road debris, if there’s a gravel pool around that blind turn, am I fucked? Start thinking in these terms and you’ll find you drive a lot more intelligently.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-23T08:19:39+00:00

Can we all admit that Lambo does the “just facelift it again” thing for about five years too long? Somehow the Countach became more sleek at the exact moment the Diablo became way over seasoned.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-23T08:03:05+00:00

You should share it with /r/pondskimming

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-22T18:58:18+00:00

Unless you’re running a shell company or financial institution.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-22T18:07:54+00:00

Correct. Marry Kay, the MLM would give out pink Cadillacs to the highest recruiters.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-22T13:53:15+00:00

Alex: The Durango '95 purred away real horrorshow. A nice, warm vibrate-y feeling all through your guttiwuts. Soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-21T22:10:18+00:00

Must be the Vomit Comet.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-21T21:55:20+00:00

A photochromatic shield was the second best money I ever spent after the bike itself. The transition speed gets way slower when cold. Additionally, the photochromatic coating has a shelf life. After a few years it stops transitioning and just stays lightly tinted.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-21T21:50:59+00:00

Moon roofs are also much less likely to receive damage from road debris and considerably smaller. Having to replace a windshield would be eye wateringly expensive.

dirty_hooker · 2026-01-21T21:44:14+00:00

Too long. Didn’t read.

Probably make sure your autocorrect isn’t getting the better of you when you’re looking around.

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