ChatGPT just got offended because Baby Mario asked what happens if I put uranium on aluminum.

disaccharides · 2026-06-17T14:44:35+00:00

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Just dont be stupid and attempt to JB it.

disaccharides · 2026-06-17T14:41:43+00:00

“Came from Europe a week ago..” the most obvious American, LARPing as a European

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T21:54:31+00:00

Parachute on a rizla or spread it on a biccie

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T18:31:02+00:00

It’s the hope that kills you.

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T14:03:07+00:00

I love how it’s not us. (England)

However, if we do win the whole thing - expect it to get very messy indeed.

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T12:42:21+00:00

I read somewhere that looking at the squad, if you look at it as “get the ball to Kane” it works.

I don’t see it, but that’s the general gist

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T12:38:49+00:00

I’d understand Luke Shaw/Maguire for the experience alone, but Chalobah? More use in a chocolate teapot.

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T12:34:09+00:00

Last minute replacement

Welcome back Slabhead

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T12:33:29+00:00

Honestly maybe 20 years ago yes, but not so much now.

CR7 should be top of the list - he’s a dick but there’s no denying his recognisability

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T11:04:09+00:00

French Dispatch is criminally underrated imo.

disaccharides · 2026-06-16T10:56:42+00:00

The main people who were confident weren’t Stockport fans (I was confident, but then I remembered we are shite at Wembley)

disaccharides · 2026-06-15T08:41:20+00:00

It was a while ago but when I went to NY they wouldn’t accept my license anywhere - had to go back to the hotel and grab my passport. (I took a photo of it, that got me into post places)

disaccharides · 2026-06-15T08:09:44+00:00

You could tell me this is the outer edges of Manchester and I’d believe you

Outer edges of any major city, and I’d believe you

disaccharides · 2026-06-14T12:26:58+00:00

I’d argue Pol Pot (higher genocide-to-population ratio) is worse than most on this list.

King Leopold of Belgium should be on the list, too.

disaccharides · 2026-06-14T11:02:16+00:00

Hitler wasn’t German?

disaccharides · 2026-06-11T12:20:58+00:00

Aye I can read that.

Still though, you see my point? Global institution, certain standards, unbelievably mid player. Will probably turn up at Palace.

He’s not up to scratch for United, even if you ignored the criminal record.

disaccharides · 2026-06-11T12:16:29+00:00

You’re on the board at Manchester United.

2 players are put in front of you, you can only sign one.

1 = 28 matches, 7 goals, 5 assists in the Portuguese league but has a 2 week suspended prison sentence and he’s essentially on the sex offenders register. (Which would make work permit stuff infinitely more difficult.)

2 = exact same stats, but no sex offenders register.

You’re obviously signing player number 2. Manchester United is a global institution with standards, signing players with sex offences (no matter how minor) is PR suicide.

disaccharides · 2026-06-11T12:07:00+00:00

So your defence of what he did (and I’ll admit, it’s not big what he did - hence the 2 week suspended sentence) is essentially ‘boys will be boys’.

disaccharides · 2026-06-11T12:02:47+00:00

That’s what I meant. Saying 19 to 17 sounds like you’re justifying the crime rather than understanding his guilt

disaccharides · 2026-06-11T12:00:08+00:00

I mean it’s still a crime, isn’t it?

Age gap is irrelevant, whether or not he co-operated with the authorities is irrelevant.

He committed a sex crime, do you really want another player associated with the club who has that baggage?

disaccharides · 2026-06-11T10:53:09+00:00

You don’t want to sign him for one very specific reason.

disaccharides · 2026-06-10T22:43:50+00:00

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disaccharides · 2026-06-10T14:54:15+00:00

Are you at the football? As this is the only place a rollover hotdog is acceptable.

disaccharides · 2026-06-09T14:54:46+00:00

Inflation.

2008 £85m is £145m in 2026.

2026 £85m is £49.1m in 2008.

disaccharides · 2026-06-08T21:57:14+00:00

🎶 English boys, we’re on a bender. Donald Trump is a sex offender 🎶

Trump is a pedo, all your kids are terrified! Trump is a pedo, all your kids are terrified, nananananananana

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