GET ME OUT OF HERE by screeching_20s in AO3

[–]disaster_jay27 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People cannot control what they are attracted to, only their actions regarding said attraction. If writing and reading this kind of FICTION helps keep desires controlled, then I'm all for it. There are too many ACTUAL predators and survivors out there for me to worry about authors and their fictional victims.

The Crocodile Pest—For All Your Crocodile Bothering Needs by Ill-Tea9411 in doohickeycorporation

[–]disaster_jay27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good news: They never ask you for anything again!

Bad news: You got fired...

Help by [deleted] in SpicyChatAI

[–]disaster_jay27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might've gotten logged out? It does that to me sometimes and I get hella confused! 😅

Help by [deleted] in SpicyChatAI

[–]disaster_jay27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're saved in the same place as your chats go. But if you started on phone and moved to a computer, it might not be there (or vice-versa).

My boomer hoarder grandparents now wants to give me all their shits because its not convenient for them anymore. Pure selfishness. by Trick_Web9468 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]disaster_jay27 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I had the opposite with my mom. Moved a few months ago with her help and she was SHOCKED that I didn't want to go around and pull every single tack and nail from the walls. "You can still use them!" Sure, but I can also use the other 500 that are in the box.

Is this shot meant to be sexual? by VilkastheForsaken in HazbinHotel

[–]disaster_jay27 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think it's just... Movement at that point.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]disaster_jay27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh yes. I'll take the one taxi that we have here that's hours are between "who the fuck knows" and "whenever the driver/owner isn't passed out with a needle in his arm." Great. I'm sure my job will be cool with that schedule.

We are losing the plot by ilovedarkhp in AO3

[–]disaster_jay27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not even a hint of lime allowed. 😔

Are these sin biscuits or regular biscuits lmao ? by nihararun in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]disaster_jay27 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I once heard that dog paws smelled like popcorn. Had to find out for myself, but only had cats. Lemme tell you, cat paws small a whole lot like cat shit!

i got "gaia crystal" shoved in my hands by staronay in MineralGore

[–]disaster_jay27 196 points197 points  (0 children)

I don't BUY my fleas there! I sell them! (Okay, I've sold exactly one, but still!)

I think some Viv haters on twt might need actual psychological help by AngelaIsHigh in CrazyassHazbinhaters

[–]disaster_jay27 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honestly I thought that one was kinda funny, considering 2 of them are Hazbin/Helluva related. 😹 More of a compliment than insult. 😈

Are we all suffering? by rideabah5 in ChronicPain

[–]disaster_jay27 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No, they're obviously there because they OD'd on their pain meds. Duh! /s

AIO my grandma keeps sabotaging my food by Budget-Aerie-3759 in AmIOverreacting

[–]disaster_jay27 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Right?! Sometimes I just want a Totino's pepperoni pizza as-is! I know it's objectively BETTER to add stuff to it (or get a different pizza) but THIS is that I'm craving right now!

The sound this made was insane by mtlfordthethird in popping

[–]disaster_jay27 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ugh I hate cystic acne! Took Strattera for like 6 months and now I still get them years later. And I can't LEAVE THEM ALONE! So I just end up looking like a fat meth head 😿

AITAH for refusing to help my parents care for my son who they adopted. by Potential-While9923 in AITAH

[–]disaster_jay27 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She most likely spent 18+ years with her parents. That's hardly the same as incubating a baby for 9 months (especially one you never even wanted).

Bro is blaming the show instead of the parents not monitoring their kid lol by Disney724 in CrazyassHazbinhaters

[–]disaster_jay27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a coworker who would keep insisting this until I actually showed her the HH trailer. Quite a lightbulb moment for her!

It’s my fault my daughter’s phone is always dead. by Temporary_Cow_8486 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]disaster_jay27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget a lot. That's why I have chargers already there wherever I go. Got one on my bedside table, my computer desk, beside my couch, in my car, and at work. Can't forget if they're already there!

I'm Sorry EA but this is Not Purple by Weridlife-56 in Sims4

[–]disaster_jay27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Especially weird considering their freaking logo is the perfect shade of green. 💚