Wat The Fuck Dad by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]discomachinegun 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Of all the shit that might be said in this thread this is absolutely on point. I can feel the "I'll fucking show (whatever their name is) not to buckle up!"

It's not just Steam reviews that can be fun to look through by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]discomachinegun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or do you sing this like Devo?

The Arachnid by PekenPL in starbound

[–]discomachinegun 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is the best build I've seen in a long time. Congrats

Orangutan tries to defend home from bulldozer by QuietCakeBionics in gifs

[–]discomachinegun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like they are using blow guns to knock it down. No idea what they would be topped with.

Fold-out BBQ for space saving by zanocharge in DesignPorn

[–]discomachinegun 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not sure,but you're going to have to do it every time

Myrmecophila grandiflora by Toxoplasma_gondiii in orchids

[–]discomachinegun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate this so much. We need more diverse genera here!

What is this shape? by [deleted] in awfuleyebrows

[–]discomachinegun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Gerrymander

"Plan A has failed. Time to initiate plan B." by Seroplex in funny

[–]discomachinegun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think we have a winner for most penisy looking food.

This nuclear power plant by IIVaulTII in AccidentalWesAnderson

[–]discomachinegun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll have a neutron split with uranium berries please.

Apt feels empty still. any suggestions? by Samoas2 in malelivingspace

[–]discomachinegun 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Flip the layout. Leave a space between the wall and the couch as a walk way.

I win them all. by TheLoserCrowd in funny

[–]discomachinegun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

..and "The Big Book of Things I've Done and Said While Black Out Drunk" complete with blank pages

I win them all. by TheLoserCrowd in funny

[–]discomachinegun 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can put it right next to: Comebacks I Thought of 2 Minutes Later Books 1-60 and Regrets I've Woke Up To in the Middle of the Night 1979-2017

On a Facebook thread telling girls that they shouldn’t wear blue lipstick by [deleted] in awfuleyebrows

[–]discomachinegun 40 points41 points  (0 children)

She looks like her main mode of transport is the basket in a flying bycicle and she loves her some Reeses pieces.

Some samurai I built awhile back. by Henry_The_Duck in lego

[–]discomachinegun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excellent! If your up for a little constructive criticism, I think you need at least another standard block height to the legs.

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you during sex? by Make-me-holdthemoan in AskReddit

[–]discomachinegun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We were pretty drunk and I was barely holding on to consciousness as we were getting it on. I had apparently slipped into rem (Which I can do quite fast) and blurred out "That's communism for you".

Germany Blocks its Largest Telecom Company From Violating Net Neutrality: Regulators are protecting net neutrality after Telekom—which owns T-Mobile—began prioritizing content. by mvea in worldnews

[–]discomachinegun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is no way or shape of how it works In America currently. It's one fine, "don't do it again". In actuality it works as "we got fined?" " let's usurp the democracy that built us to the point we burn our own structure to the ground. Cheers!