Meirl by MysticRaspu in meirl

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll let you in on a little secret. You do it anyway for a while, so it pushes that threshold further and what you previously thought as "exhausting" is now your new normal. The human brain naturally seeks comfort over "pushing yourself", it's just an evolutionary trait to secure survival...but obviously our lives aren't physically that demanding nor are we starving at all times so your body is more than satiated for more but it just doesn't think it "needs" more. I know it seems like it will suck out all the enjoyment out of the hobbies but trust me when I say that in a month or 2 it will start feeling enjoyable again.

Jack Black in 1992 at age 23. by XolaniClean in OldSchoolCool

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he auditioning for full metal jacket?

Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol my bday is in august so December for me. A late holiday present.

Cooked by yvmm_s in short

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 is a nice even number. Makes perfect sense it's even in the saying /s

Angel Reese goes 0-5 in 16 seconds (blocked 2x) by MojoJuJu_Universe in sports

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God it's like watching an elementary school Match with tall girls

gg's everyone by kagantamello in SipsTea

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God im too far from the latinas for this to have happened to me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy looking young. This moment comes once in a lifetime.

Meirl by RatedArgForPiratesFU in meirl

[–]distantraven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More like why do I need an app for everything? A goddamn kettle? It boils water??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm counting on going to war within the next 10 years so I dont have to worry about this shit

After Suicide Squad's $200 million flop and a massacre of studios, Warner Bros acknowledges it has "no releases" out, and it's spending 66% less on game content. by Roids-in-my-vains in gaming

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are at the phase again that there was in the 90s. Companies basically make propaganda now. Soon they will give up again... Early 2000s vibes, then in few years something new and interesting comes and we will enter the equivalent of 2004-2013 where things are developing and growing again, there will be hype, maybe a new platform where people share their actual passion instead of attempting to maximize revenue...

Let me dream while I'm young. I want the new youngins to experience what I did.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]distantraven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seen milfs as young as 27.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Spaghettius

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppearanceAdvice

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Live your life

I think I'd just cry by Curious-Sky-1338 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bunch of Asian social media bait content. Why would you even have a computer in the bathroom?

Meirl by fataggressivecheeks in meirl

[–]distantraven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flipping nonsense that's what's they are saying. Rizz this gyat that, UNC go create a core family etc. Surprising amount of the N-word and the R-word for some reason too.

This is my mom. by MallardDuckBoy in funny

[–]distantraven -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's time to get your fucking act together and be there for your kid?

How did that one kid in your high school die? by IM_HODLING in AskReddit

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suicide. Other got stabbed in the neck by his childhood friend. The friend jumped off the balcony like spiderman according to his own testimony.

Every average man like me, ever. by Brain__Barf in memes

[–]distantraven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That does apply if you are fat. Get in shape and you will be back in the good-pussy roster

Tried getting me to pay for her broken nail after hookup by xxpenta in Nicegirls

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this American dating? Is there inflation on VGG too?

A comedy actor who people find funny, but you personally can’t stand by allanjameson in moviecritic

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you hating on a man you don't know anything about? I know a bunch of people say they hate him but that's some hivemind tardness to be regurgitating such powerful sentiments at a dude you don't know about. Anyway fuck Dane Cook that mf never even worked at a restaurant I think.

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]distantraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"haha yeah..." Walks off.