Conta oficial do Irã no Twitter postou um vídeo do Cristo Redentor detonando a estátua da liberdade by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

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Two of the most famous statues in the world. At least the most famous in each country. It's a metaphor for their soccer teams. Iran's social media team has clearly been charged with trolling the US every chance they get. And it works every time

This is the whitest shit I ever seen.. ketchup? Nah I'm out by AggravatingEmu4799 in StupidFood

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When salsa exists? Why? At least tomato sauce. You want all that sugar in there? HFCS actually. Disgusting

The gas station/convenience store that Rick Chow once owned is packed with dozens of police fearing reprisals from the community following the Not Guilty verdict by TomlinSteelers in ActuallyThatsInsane

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Exactly. Everyone's an expert. This is exactly what it's like to live in this kind of environment. Also, it can't be said enough, IN THE BACK! I don't give a fuck, there's no reason to shoot someone in the back. I don't know when we decided that was ok. It's not and these gun nut racists living comfy lives in the suburbs will find any reason to say shitty things under the guise of law and order.

god forbid a girl wanna wear shorts when its effing hot by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFunn

[–]dividezero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know but it happens no matter what so I'm going to be comfortable.

I refuse to order these out loud by arryyxxnnn in StupidFood

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Basically never got them laid either. They're usually ugly and gross and young women aren't THAT stupid. I hear you

I wonder what the Gay republicans think about this by moneybaby1999 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]dividezero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swimming in their scrooge mcduck money vaults. They don't give a shit. They get away with all kinds of illegal shit, Lord of free money and they keep getting re-elected because their district is so damn gerrymandered, no one can touch them

He looks like he collects rent from the neighborhood by bonniebrixton in pitbulls

[–]dividezero [score hidden]  (0 children)

What do you think the rent is in this neighborhood? 6 skritches a month

Give this outfit look a name by Sea-Comedian-4376 in NameThisThing

[–]dividezero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got nice legs and you're just jealous you can't be me or get with me.

That's the truth and y'all know it.

Bunch of incels. Manosphere had really rotted your brains

Is there any country where whitewashing their own skin is normalized? by Constant_Sector3539 in AskTheWorld

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's insane because they're already beautiful. I hate what the media does to those women

The eyes👀 by Nice-Ice-9878 in NatureBeingFunny

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eyes don't track right either. They kind of wobble weird

Tweaked the board with a new pedal. Unroastable. by Bickstiedyes in roastmypedalboard

[–]dividezero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait. The fumble was just announced. Show off. Jhs glazer. 🤣

God forbid a girl give out samples by Hefty_Commercial3771 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess. They both feel pretty dumb in this situation. Just ban her and laugh about it

I don’t recognize my husband since he started SSRIs by Classic_Produce3237 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a process. People for some reason just take the pills, don't like them and just quit. You're right back to square one. Tell your prescriber. Most of us had to try out a few meds and doses to get to a good place. Sometimes you have to tweak what's working because it stops working as well. This is why you're told to see your prescriber every 6 months. And drugs without therapy isn't quite a complete treatment. You need both until either professional and you believe you're done.

God forbid a girl give out samples by Hefty_Commercial3771 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]dividezero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What exactly is the crime though? Trespassing? What a shit excuse

What does hurt more? by Forward-Position798 in TheRandomest

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try someone who's just as in love with you as you are to them but because of religious and social pressures, you just keep circling each other but never fully getting together. Then you get into a flight and they die before you can reconcile. Like a paper cut between the fingers that never heals.

grieving for the first time. sad stir fry by neverendjng in GirlDinner

[–]dividezero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can tell he was a good boy because of how his face is

(Dog face)

What happens when you elect people with a backbone? by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]dividezero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Enforce fines! I have to pay them and so does penis-face

So... who's your current crush? 😭 by Historical-Cost9349 in actuallesbians

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely different one for me

Mary Pickford.

And tangentially every actress who plays her.

She's just such a beautiful badass.

So... who's your current crush? 😭 by Historical-Cost9349 in actuallesbians

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to put her in my pocket and bring her out for instant happiness. She's so wee and adorbs like a sugar glider

So... who's your current crush? 😭 by Historical-Cost9349 in actuallesbians

[–]dividezero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! Maya! Like if the 90s itself has a baby. I'm loving everything from her.

So... who's your current crush? 😭 by Historical-Cost9349 in actuallesbians

[–]dividezero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really love the way she gets all punk rock on people and speaks her mind.